Top 20 Fugliest Shoes

Top 20 Fugly Shoes

I admit that I have a fetish for shoes. But the shoes that I'm about to mention are a disgrace to all mankind.

They should be thrown away, burnt and never to be seen again.

No one should ever wear them.

EVER.

#20



Is it a boot?

Is it Aladdin's missing shoe?

Why does it look like you've taken your dad's old cowboy boots and revamped it?


Even this boot looks better.

Heel Boot? Beel? Hoot? What?

#19

Yes YSL, you have truly outdone yourselves this time.

Is it that compelling that you have to wear a heel in winters' day, however you're afraid of slipping, hence the really really grooved thick soles?

WTF?

Would anyone even buy that?

#18



What's with the really big strap?
Why do you have to strap your feet in such ugliness?

Here's a better looking of the plastic cheap ho shoe.


As I've said, plastic cheap ho.

If you're not a porn star/stripper/poledancer/ho, don't ever wear that.

#17



WTF?

It's excusable if you're 10.
There's no excuse for walking with polka dot red boots with Blythe Doll's face attached to it.

And there's dice attached to the lace!

WTF?

#16

Why does it make me think that you belong in the nightmare before christmas?

#15



You might as well be wearing bricks.


Even bricks have looked better.

#14



WTF is that?

Is it a shoe?
Is it a car?

Do you want your Shcar/Caroe to drive you around while you still parade in heels?

WTF?

#13



Unless you're a midget trying to be taller,
you should never wear these.

Even midgets shouldn't wear these.
Midgets are fine the way they are.

These shoes aren't.

#12



Why do these shoes look as if they belong in outerspace?

Well done Electrolux. You have invented a shoe that flies to space.

I hope it stays there.

#13



WTF?

If Helena Bonham-Carter didn't look good in them,
You wouldn't too.

So don't even think about it.

#12



WTF?

Is this you?



Even the dog/cow looked better.

#11



Yes, I know they are so comfortable and useful.

But they are ugly as f*ck.



You should be crying kid, Your crocs bit you!

Bin it for crying out loud!

#10



Are these even shoes?
Or are they feet gloves?!



WTF?

#9



Its like Monet has gone crazy with the colours on this shoe, and this hideous heel looks suspiciously like this:



Should I be disgusted that the horse's calf limb looks better than the shoe?





#8



This shoe looks familiar.

Have I seen it somewhere?



No?



#7



What the hell?

Why does this shoe give me an illusion of a twisted ankle?



But seriously, if I saw anyone wearing this, I'd help her twist her ankle.

She deserved it.

#6



Something unfortunate has happened to Marc Jacobs.

I love you MJ, but WTF??????????

Did you fall while trying out your newest creation, break a heel, broke your head, then decide what great design it would be if you stuck the broken heel next to the ball of the feet?



Why would anyone even wear this?!

WHY?



WTF?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?

#5



My god.

There are just no words left.



John Fluevog, go home.

You have no talent for making shoes.

#4

If you wore these, you probably looked like this.



Notice the feet similarities.



#3



Do these even qualify to be shoes?

How the hell are you going to walk ?

How?

SOMEONE TELL ME!!!



WTFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2



What do you get when you cross a ballerina with a tramp?

A tramperina.



Even my joke looks nicer than the heels.

Alas, we've arrived at the No.1 ugly shoes.

And Joanna's award for the fugliest,freaking,only-the-designer-could-love shoe,

#1



WTF?

WTF?

WTF?

WTF?

WTF?????????

You might as well use cats to make your shoe.



WTF?

Even the cats look better.

(Onion Head does not produce enough emoticons to show my pure disgust for FUGLY shoes)

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