Monday, November 22, 2010

Dream room



It'll be a dream come true if in future ( in my home with the husband and the kids etc) if I have a special room allocated for my crafts.

A place where I can go to relax to do my beading work, my quilting, my crafts and painting.

Gosh. Is it too much to ask?

LOL.

A dream is a dream.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Soap & Glory



Soap & Glory.

I swear by it.

Smells like heaven, works like magic.

These people from UK really are geniuses.

Few more scrubs and those backarm bumps will be gone!

I remember vividly that i scrubbed them away when I was in the UK.

And now sephora has it. OH THE JOY!!!!!!

(and the amount on my CC bills.)

Try it, it really works wonders.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

It SUCKS

because one of the diamonds fell off the diamond ring that you gave. It has been on my finger for the past almost 1.5yrs and I never took it off.

So as I was typing stuff at work I was shocked to see a black dot on my ring and as I peered in to scrutinise abit closer, WTF A DIAMOND FELL OFF.

SCREW YOU LAZO FOR SELLING DIAMONDS WITH BADWORKMANSHIP.

sigh.

oh wells.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010

At this point in time. I must say, I'm very contented and happy that you're here. And you're just being you.

And that I love you. No matter how crazy I get.

Muah.
You know why people hardly bully me?

Even though i'm so soft and silly?

HWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWHA





Because my brother will shoot the shit out of you. And he's not afraid to do so!
TO PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE CHIO/HOT/LENGLUI WNEN THEY CLEARLY ARE NOT.

BEAUTY HAS A SOCIAL STANDARD AND THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN 'OH, SHE'S PRETTY' AND 'OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.'


STOP TILTING YOUR HEADS AND TRYING TO WIDEN YOUR EYES. IT SCARES THE BEJEEZUS OUTTA ME.

STOP DOING ANYTHING UNNATURAL. UNLESS YOU'RE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED AS CUTE AND HAVE LIKE 200 GUYS ADDING YOU EVERYDAY ON FB, THEN FORGET ABOUT IT.

OK, GIVEN I AM A HYPOCRITE AND TILT MY HEAD AND DO ALL THE CUTE STUFF, BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I AM CUTE IN A FAT WAY :D

DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE DOUBLE CHINS OR OTHER FLAWS.

LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE, AND PEOPLE WILL LOVE YOU TOO.

TRY TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, AND WE'LL ONLY LAUGH AND MOCK YOU.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Women and their sense of smell



Did you know that a woman chooses her man mainly by his smell and not how he looks?

There was a study once done by a lab and they made these men (ranging from smoking hot to butt ugly) run on the treadmill till they sweat, then swab their sweat on these teddy bears and handed them to the women. Then coming as a shock, not all the women picked the teddy bear sweat belonging to the hot guy! They all picked the ugly guy's sweat! Its just the thing that if the guy is butt ugly, there wont be a chance in hell for the woman to even go near him, furthermore smell his sweat.

Now I'm slightly more grown up and exposed to men, I can safely say, it is all true.

Women are attracted to men smell.

I have a friend who even loves the smell of her man's armpit! That is the extent of it.

Plus I have a few male friends who were model quality and you'd think you'd be attracted to him - its just that his man smell doesnt smell quite right. It doesn't stink, but it just doesnt feel - right.

This doesn't give men the excuse not to shower and just do lunges and smell like sweat all day. We of course love to smell men at their cleanest possible. Of course, cologne is important, but that is only just optional!

I love the salty oily smell on my man's face whenever I press my nose into his cheeks (FACE NOT ASS!).

I dont know. Maybe I'm weird this way!

They say women have better and heightened senses of smell. Like how they can smell their own menses, perfumes off other women, bitches from miles away and how their men are lying their pants off. It's a gift really that men aren't bestowed with.

LOL.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Robin



Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, Robin.

The devil spawn of our devil dog, Ting Ting.

Look how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

You should see batman (Robin's other sister). She's black like her mum and has a white patch above the nose.


It seems that words have been forgotten after so long. No more sweet nothings. No more sweet texts. No more cute things that couples do at the beginning.

As much as the need for rekindling is needed, the bond is still there and it just gets needier and needier (for me!).

Though the much needed words to be said are little, and the words for anger are in excess, I think I should take some time to tell you how much I really care.




Thank you Donky. For always being there even most of the time you're silent.