Singapore registered car causes deaths in family

Man and two sons die in burning van after crash

By HAMDAN RAJA ABDULLAH

TANGKAK: A church worker and his two sons were burnt to death after their van crashed into another vehicle and burst into flames late Saturday.

Another son died hours later at the hospital.

Ong Duu Siong, 46, and sons Zhen Suai, seven, and Zhen Zhee, four, died on the spot while another son Zhen Jie, three, died at the Sultanah Fatimah Specialist Hospital in Muar.

Death trap Curious onlookers gathering to look at the vehicle that burst into flames killing Ong and two of his children soon after the accident near Parit Bunga off Tangkak in Johor late on Saturday night. A third son died at the hospital later

Ong’s wife Tan Yee King and their one-year-old son Zhen Li were also rushed to the hospital where they are receiving treatment.

Ledang police chief Supt Harun Idris said the accident occurred at 11.30pm when the family was near Parit Bunga.

Ong, who worked with the Calvary Church in Muar, was driving behind a Singapore-registered car when the car suddenly turned into a house.

A car coming from the opposite direction swerved to avoid crashing into the Singapore-registered car and rammed instead into Ong’s van, he said.

The van skidded and burst into flames.

Ong was partly burnt but his sons were charred beyond recognition. He said their identification documents were also burnt.

Although Tan had no external injuries, she was traumatised, he said, adding that the police had detained the driver of the Singapore-registered car.

Meanwhile, relatives who gathered at the hospital asked reporters not to interview Tan as she was not well and needed emergency treatment.

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I'm sorry to say this. But, FUCK YOU FOREIGN DRIVERS WHO DRIVE RECKLESSLY IN MALAYSIA. Fuck you for causing deaths on our roads. Fucking stay out of Malaysia if you can't drive properly.

Think you're so good at driving? THink again. Stop killing innocent people with your horrible driving.

I think the Star was being political by stating 'singapore-registered' cars, because truth be told, even if it were a malaysian driving that car, they wouldn't drive like pricks.

You all who cause accidents and fatalities in malaysia deserve to rot in jail and for the rest of your lifes.

Fuck you. I despise all you terrible arrogant foreign drivers.

So when you come to Malaysia and tell us how terrible we are because you got robbed, this is your karma for driving so terribly on our roads. You probably deserved it being conceited and all.

P/s: this is not referring to ALL foreign drivers. I know some who drive sensibly. So for those who don't give a shit about our Malaysian-poor-economy-backward-lives, read and be warned.

I am a stupid driver!

If you're unlucky enough to receive this from me, stuck on your windscreen with elephant glue (or any other part of your car which I deem fit),



Then you are truly a stupid driver and you should really consider getting off the road and let someone else qualified drive you, asshole.

Thanks Tammy for the big tip (perhaps also a syndicate of this anger management issue?) !

:D

Asshole drivers

If there's one thing I hate about assholes, it will be assholes on the roads, driving cars.

My goodness, I tell you, their stupidity outdoes them ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Its like they've graduated from the University of Oxymorons.

WTF man, drive on your own lane, if you are slow, go to the 3rd lane. Don't freaking hog the express lane.

If you don't know how to do side parking, don't try it at other people's expense and time. You'll only infuriate us more.

If you're old, please just stay at home and not drive out. Do you know how dangerous it would be not only to you, but also to us?

If you can't drive properly, please permanently migrate back to KL or SG (hah, thats a mean joke).

ANYWAYS. About Singaporean drivers in JB. If you don't know our fucking roads, then get off it! Don't treat it like your grandfather's road and take your own sweet time ok. I know your cars much nicer than ours, but nonit to hao lian drive like turtle like that ok? Want to turn corner also dono how to turn, scared our curb eat your car isit? (acutually Malaysians act like this in Singapore and we get honked off the roads because of it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

While I'm on that matter, it doesnt matter if you're a Singaporean or a person just unfamiliar in the territory. It doesn't give you the right to drive like an idiot on the roads. I may not be a good driver, but I'm pretty good at side parkings, butt parkings, and not simply parking anywhere I like. I got principles wan ok? Just so your car big can park anywhere you like and ask other people fuck off isit? Diu nia seng.

Actually JB alot of drivers who also drive like cock. Fucking hell, at least the Singaporean drivers are slow and steady. JB drivers like F1 racers ok with cheap cars. Want to turn no signal. Don't want to turn signal like hell. Nabeh. Want that particular carpark space faster rush into it scared people take.

This happened today :

Me and mum went grocery shopping. We were about to turn into a car park lot when a mercedes (from another entrance to the car park lot) zoomed into the space. WTF man we had to emergency break. Cars are not supposed to go at this speed and thank goodness mum's emergency break was quick if not he can kiss his wife n kid bye bye. Fucker still got cheek. I wind down my window and fuck gao him. I said " Next time drive please know how to slow down and see if there's any other cars turning (it was a blind spot for cars coming my direction while it wasn't for him)." Then he said, " so many parking spaces what".

Then I super dulan already. I shouted. "JUST FUCKING BRAKE NEXT TIME YOU'RE COMING ROUND THE CORNER. WHAT IF OTHER CAR CRASHES INTO YOU? YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE ISIT? !@)(#!)!@($!*(*!(#*!@(*)!(@!)(!!!!!!!!!" along with other vulgarities.

I was so pissed, I was about to go down and fuck gao him somemore. Nia seng drive merc den nonit to die? Cibai laoniang blood boil lor. My mother was so afraid I'd go down and slap him she told me to cool down. Lanjiao fucker still got cheek to pretend nothing wrong and that it was rightful of him to spend in an enclosed parking lot. He's father buy the whole building wan meh? Even if he bought, his mother never teach him road manners wan meh? CCB!

If you think I have anger problems, you are mistaken. I HATE STUPID UNREASONABLE PEOPLE. If you drive slowly and still want to go in, well let you. But if you act like its your fucking birthright, then don't expect me to be kind to you.

How to kill someone (without ever going to jail for it)

Ever want to kill that someone and not want to go to jail for it? Some people act in the heat of the moment and get into trouble with the law after that, where as there are others who plan well for the anticipated accident to happen and not get caught for it!

Disclaimer : This is only for jokes and not a real way to kill someone!

1.) Self Defense

The most basic form of killing someone without ever having your actions questioned.

"He hit me, and threatened to hit me more, and i was afraid of my life your honour. i had to do something if not he'll kill me!" - and that would explain why he ran into your knife or car, several times.

to jazz it up, you can hit yourself and give it as evidence that he had hit you first.

See? It's too simple though.

2) Black Magic

There's no law saying that using black magic will land you in jail right?! So use it lah!!!!! Law only concentrates on physical actions, not black magic! and theres not scientific or logical way that they can prove it, and even if they did, how sure are they that it was from you and not other people?????

3) Nagging

Yes, you can literally nag someone to death.

Suicide is the more common and general term of this kind of murder!

4) Boredom

If he/she hates church, bring them there constantly. They'll end their lives sooner or later.

For a more drastic measure, bring the men shopping. It really works!

Heeeeee :)

Boredom really works wonders !

5) Cholestrol laden food

Love the person to bits? Then feed him all the tastiest foods on earth! Feed him every meal of the day! sure it'll cost alot more! but he'll pop sooner or later when his cholestrol hits the fan!

Who's gonna put you in jail for feeding your honey because you love them?

No one will!!!

6) Photoshopping!

There's no other more invention and joyable way of killing someone - directly or indirectly by photoshopping!

If he's a guy, no better way than photoshopping his face on gay porn, then forwarding it to the whole world.

Or better, have gay porn magazines subscribed in his name, then sent to his office address and also in laws place.

If he had any shame, he'd kill himself in no time.

OR if the person is a woman whom you wanna kill?

Vice versa :

Although sending lesbian porn to the abovementioned addresses wouldn't make her a laughing stock. It'll only further turn men on which is an ego boost for her!

Fucking hypocrite

Fucking hell. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

You're a bastard scumbag cunt.

I hate you. I fucking hate you.

You have no morals. You are a two headed dickhead asshole. I fucking hate the way how much gel you use to drown your hair. I fucking hate how you like to humiliate your peers in front of the whole world.

You have no class. You have no standards. You have no basic human integrity.

Your fucking cunt face disgusts me. Even cunts look better than you.

Fucking hell you don't deserve to be sitting at your post for physically hitting your clerks. And pregnant clerks too. Bullying women? I think you have a PhD in that.

Fucking threatened to hit me? You really want to go down that road??

I don't see you giving the same treatment to men. I bet you know they'll fucking punch your face in with your motherfucking attitude.

I should report you to the council. I really should. You know what? I think I might. They should come and investigate and fire your sorry ass for physically and emotionally hurting your poor poor staffs.

I have no respect for you. NADA.

YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. So stop demanding any respect from me.

No good family man of 2 young children will outrightly disgrace his fellow colleagues just like that.

Throwing files on the floor and making them pick it up? Even dogs deserve much more than your fucking attitude.

Don't be such a fucking hypocrite and be a vegetarian and so buddhismy and all that whole load of junk and bollocks.

"OH I'm a vegetarian. I'm a saint because I don't eat meat so my karma will be good and I won't be sent to hell for my sins. And oh, IT HELPS MY TEMPER TOO."

WELL BEAM ME UP SCOTTY. That's fucking BULLSHIT and yous knows it.

You deserve to be in hell for eternity for EVERYTHING.

You're not righteous. You're a disgrace to all mankind.

I DESPISE YOU. I HATE YOU.

If you die, I'd do a little cheer. I might shed a sympathetic crocodile tear for your kids. Then I'll tell them when they grow up what a fucking dickhead their father was, how he really deserved to die, and lucky and better off they are without him.

GO FUCK YOUR SELF ASS HOLE. NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING DAMN ABOUT YOUR NON FUNNY ASS-LAME JOKES.

Fucktard.

See, I'm not usually like this. I'm all for flowers, puppies and ice cream. But as for you, you lying scumbag motherfucking cunt, you have pissed me off way too terribly.

You asked for it.