Showing posts with label Anger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anger. Show all posts

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Singapore registered car causes deaths in family

Man and two sons die in burning van after crash

By HAMDAN RAJA ABDULLAH


TANGKAK: A church worker and his two sons were burnt to death after their van crashed into another vehicle and burst into flames late Saturday.

Another son died hours later at the hospital.

Ong Duu Siong, 46, and sons Zhen Suai, seven, and Zhen Zhee, four, died on the spot while another son Zhen Jie, three, died at the Sultanah Fatimah Specialist Hospital in Muar.

Death trap Curious onlookers gathering to look at the vehicle that burst into flames killing Ong and two of his children soon after the accident near Parit Bunga off Tangkak in Johor late on Saturday night. A third son died at the hospital later

Ong’s wife Tan Yee King and their one-year-old son Zhen Li were also rushed to the hospital where they are receiving treatment.

Ledang police chief Supt Harun Idris said the accident occurred at 11.30pm when the family was near Parit Bunga.

Ong, who worked with the Calvary Church in Muar, was driving behind a Singapore-registered car when the car suddenly turned into a house.

A car coming from the opposite direction swerved to avoid crashing into the Singapore-registered car and rammed instead into Ong’s van, he said.

The van skidded and burst into flames.

Ong was partly burnt but his sons were charred beyond recognition. He said their identification documents were also burnt.

Although Tan had no external injuries, she was traumatised, he said, adding that the police had detained the driver of the Singapore-registered car.

Meanwhile, relatives who gathered at the hospital asked reporters not to interview Tan as she was not well and needed emergency treatment.



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I'm sorry to say this. But, FUCK YOU FOREIGN DRIVERS WHO DRIVE RECKLESSLY IN MALAYSIA. Fuck you for causing deaths on our roads. Fucking stay out of Malaysia if you can't drive properly.


Think you're so good at driving? THink again. Stop killing innocent people with your horrible driving.


I think the Star was being political by stating 'singapore-registered' cars, because truth be told, even if it were a malaysian driving that car, they wouldn't drive like pricks.


You all who cause accidents and fatalities in malaysia deserve to rot in jail and for the rest of your lifes.

Fuck you. I despise all you terrible arrogant foreign drivers.

So when you come to Malaysia and tell us how terrible we are because you got robbed, this is your karma for driving so terribly on our roads. You probably deserved it being conceited and all.

P/s: this is not referring to ALL foreign drivers. I know some who drive sensibly. So for those who don't give a shit about our Malaysian-poor-economy-backward-lives, read and be warned.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I am a stupid driver!

If you're unlucky enough to receive this from me, stuck on your windscreen with elephant glue (or any other part of your car which I deem fit),



Then you are truly a stupid driver and you should really consider getting off the road and let someone else qualified drive you, asshole.

Thanks Tammy for the big tip (perhaps also a syndicate of this anger management issue?) !

:D


Asshole drivers

If there's one thing I hate about assholes, it will be assholes on the roads, driving cars.

My goodness, I tell you, their stupidity outdoes them ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Its like they've graduated from the University of Oxymorons.

WTF man, drive on your own lane, if you are slow, go to the 3rd lane. Don't freaking hog the express lane.

If you don't know how to do side parking, don't try it at other people's expense and time. You'll only infuriate us more.

If you're old, please just stay at home and not drive out. Do you know how dangerous it would be not only to you, but also to us?

If you can't drive properly, please permanently migrate back to KL or SG (hah, thats a mean joke).

ANYWAYS. About Singaporean drivers in JB. If you don't know our fucking roads, then get off it! Don't treat it like your grandfather's road and take your own sweet time ok. I know your cars much nicer than ours, but nonit to hao lian drive like turtle like that ok? Want to turn corner also dono how to turn, scared our curb eat your car isit? (acutually Malaysians act like this in Singapore and we get honked off the roads because of it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

While I'm on that matter, it doesnt matter if you're a Singaporean or a person just unfamiliar in the territory. It doesn't give you the right to drive like an idiot on the roads. I may not be a good driver, but I'm pretty good at side parkings, butt parkings, and not simply parking anywhere I like. I got principles wan ok? Just so your car big can park anywhere you like and ask other people fuck off isit? Diu nia seng.

Actually JB alot of drivers who also drive like cock. Fucking hell, at least the Singaporean drivers are slow and steady. JB drivers like F1 racers ok with cheap cars. Want to turn no signal. Don't want to turn signal like hell. Nabeh. Want that particular carpark space faster rush into it scared people take.

This happened today :

Me and mum went grocery shopping. We were about to turn into a car park lot when a mercedes (from another entrance to the car park lot) zoomed into the space. WTF man we had to emergency break. Cars are not supposed to go at this speed and thank goodness mum's emergency break was quick if not he can kiss his wife n kid bye bye. Fucker still got cheek. I wind down my window and fuck gao him. I said " Next time drive please know how to slow down and see if there's any other cars turning (it was a blind spot for cars coming my direction while it wasn't for him)." Then he said, " so many parking spaces what".

Then I super dulan already. I shouted. "JUST FUCKING BRAKE NEXT TIME YOU'RE COMING ROUND THE CORNER. WHAT IF OTHER CAR CRASHES INTO YOU? YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE ISIT? !@)(#!)!@($!*(*!(#*!@(*)!(@!)(!!!!!!!!!" along with other vulgarities.

I was so pissed, I was about to go down and fuck gao him somemore. Nia seng drive merc den nonit to die? Cibai laoniang blood boil lor. My mother was so afraid I'd go down and slap him she told me to cool down. Lanjiao fucker still got cheek to pretend nothing wrong and that it was rightful of him to spend in an enclosed parking lot. He's father buy the whole building wan meh? Even if he bought, his mother never teach him road manners wan meh? CCB!

If you think I have anger problems, you are mistaken. I HATE STUPID UNREASONABLE PEOPLE. If you drive slowly and still want to go in, well let you. But if you act like its your fucking birthright, then don't expect me to be kind to you.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

How to kill someone (without ever going to jail for it)

Ever want to kill that someone and not want to go to jail for it? Some people act in the heat of the moment and get into trouble with the law after that, where as there are others who plan well for the anticipated accident to happen and not get caught for it!

Disclaimer : This is only for jokes and not a real way to kill someone!





1.) Self Defense

The most basic form of killing someone without ever having your actions questioned.

"He hit me, and threatened to hit me more, and i was afraid of my life your honour. i had to do something if not he'll kill me!" - and that would explain why he ran into your knife or car, several times.

to jazz it up, you can hit yourself and give it as evidence that he had hit you first.

See? It's too simple though.





2) Black Magic

There's no law saying that using black magic will land you in jail right?! So use it lah!!!!! Law only concentrates on physical actions, not black magic! and theres not scientific or logical way that they can prove it, and even if they did, how sure are they that it was from you and not other people?????




3) Nagging

Yes, you can literally nag someone to death.

Suicide is the more common and general term of this kind of murder!




4) Boredom

If he/she hates church, bring them there constantly. They'll end their lives sooner or later.

For a more drastic measure, bring the men shopping. It really works!

Heeeeee :)

Boredom really works wonders !




5) Cholestrol laden food

Love the person to bits? Then feed him all the tastiest foods on earth! Feed him every meal of the day! sure it'll cost alot more! but he'll pop sooner or later when his cholestrol hits the fan!

Who's gonna put you in jail for feeding your honey because you love them?

No one will!!!





6) Photoshopping!

There's no other more invention and joyable way of killing someone - directly or indirectly by photoshopping!

If he's a guy, no better way than photoshopping his face on gay porn, then forwarding it to the whole world.

Or better, have gay porn magazines subscribed in his name, then sent to his office address and also in laws place.

If he had any shame, he'd kill himself in no time.

OR if the person is a woman whom you wanna kill?

Vice versa :


Although sending lesbian porn to the abovementioned addresses wouldn't make her a laughing stock. It'll only further turn men on which is an ego boost for her!


Monday, December 29, 2008

Out of Toilet Paper



Today, I'm going to talk about the importance of toilet paper.

The only reason why I've decided to embark on this totally random blog is because -
I'm out of toilet paper.

And I need to poop so terribly.

I'm afraid of using the water at work,
because I've heard that dead mice swim in the water tank above.

It's that scary.

I don't want contracting any mice e.colli disease from using the water hose, used by many of our colleagues here.

It's just unhygenic.
So, I'll just hold it in.

Why did I not remember to bring the box of tissues to work?

No wonder I left work knowing that I've left something behind.

DAMNIT JO.
Pay attention!!!!!

I'm unusually pissed off today,
because I have to work.

And there are no words to describe how much I hate work.
This is my first proper job, so it's either this job, or I'm meant for greater things like being a bum all my life.

Argh I'm so sleepy.
It's the Tuesday blues I've caught, since Monday was a public holiday.

Oh yeah,
I dreamt of a bad wolf last night,
terrorising all my relatives.

We hid in a room, then as we look outside the window,
2 apparent good wolfs beheaded it.

It was pretty gruesome.

Anyone know what it means?
Really need some help here.

Or are there numbers you could give me so I can run down to the nearest Magnum,4D and Toto?

Prease?

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Fucking hypocrite

Fucking hell. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

You're a bastard scumbag cunt.

I hate you. I fucking hate you.

You have no morals. You are a two headed dickhead asshole. I fucking hate the way how much gel you use to drown your hair. I fucking hate how you like to humiliate your peers in front of the whole world.

You have no class. You have no standards. You have no basic human integrity.

Your fucking cunt face disgusts me. Even cunts look better than you.

Fucking hell you don't deserve to be sitting at your post for physically hitting your clerks. And pregnant clerks too. Bullying women? I think you have a PhD in that.

Fucking threatened to hit me? You really want to go down that road??

I don't see you giving the same treatment to men. I bet you know they'll fucking punch your face in with your motherfucking attitude.

I should report you to the council. I really should. You know what? I think I might. They should come and investigate and fire your sorry ass for physically and emotionally hurting your poor poor staffs.

I have no respect for you. NADA.

YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. So stop demanding any respect from me.

No good family man of 2 young children will outrightly disgrace his fellow colleagues just like that.

Throwing files on the floor and making them pick it up? Even dogs deserve much more than your fucking attitude.

Don't be such a fucking hypocrite and be a vegetarian and so buddhismy and all that whole load of junk and bollocks.

"OH I'm a vegetarian. I'm a saint because I don't eat meat so my karma will be good and I won't be sent to hell for my sins. And oh, IT HELPS MY TEMPER TOO."

WELL BEAM ME UP SCOTTY. That's fucking BULLSHIT and yous knows it.

You deserve to be in hell for eternity for EVERYTHING.

You're not righteous. You're a disgrace to all mankind.

I DESPISE YOU. I HATE YOU.

If you die, I'd do a little cheer. I might shed a sympathetic crocodile tear for your kids. Then I'll tell them when they grow up what a fucking dickhead their father was, how he really deserved to die, and lucky and better off they are without him.

GO FUCK YOUR SELF ASS HOLE. NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING DAMN ABOUT YOUR NON FUNNY ASS-LAME JOKES.

Fucktard.

See, I'm not usually like this. I'm all for flowers, puppies and ice cream. But as for you, you lying scumbag motherfucking cunt, you have pissed me off way too terribly.

You asked for it.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Pay them back

Tangkak bus driver charged in court

By HAMDAN RAJA ABDULLAH


TANGKAK: The driver of an express bus which crashed, killing 10 passengers, along the North-South Expressway near here recently was charged at the Tangkak magistrate’s court with reckless driving causing deaths.

S. Segaran, 26, from Taman Seri Perak, Air Tawar in Perak, pleaded not guilty when he was brought before magistrate Mohamad Yasser Mohd Nasri on Friday.

Prosecuting officer Chief Insp. K. Subramaniay asked the court to impose a RM10,000 bail and also to suspend Segaran’s driving licence.

However, defence counsel S. Vijayaretnam asked for lower bail and the court fixed RM6,000 bail with one surety. It also set Jan 22, 2009 for the case to be mentioned again.

The court also ordered Segaran’s driving licence be suspended until the case was concluded.

On Dec 7, the accused was driving the bus when it lost control and crashed against a tree at about 2am along KM146 of the North-South Expressway.

Seven of the 26 passengers died on the spot while three others succumbed to their injuries at the Sultanah Fatimah Specialist Hospital in Muar.

Segaran was charged under Section 41(1) of the Road Transport Act.

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I still think that Capital Punishment should be imposed. Hang him!

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The roads weren't slightly curved, you dick. It's nothing else but you.

You cost 10 people their lives.

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PAY IT BACK TO THEIR LOVED ONES.

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R.I.P


X

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Capital Punishment

An excerpt from today's Star Newspaper:

Snatch-theft victim dies after being hit by lorry

By M. SIVANANTHA SHARMA


BUKIT MERTAJAM: A snatch-theft victim was run over by a three-tonne truck when she lost her balance and fell onto the road after a motorcycle pillion rider grabbed her handbag.

Lim See Nya, 58, was walking back to her car with several relatives after purchasing groceries from a supermarket when a motorcycle came from behind.

Lim, from Lunas, Kedah, fell and was hit by the truck at about 11.30am yesterday on Jalan Cheok Sah.

Tragic end: A family member crying at the scene as Lim’s remains, in a body bag, lies on Jalan Cheok Sah in Bukit Mertajam, Penang, Wednesday.

She died on the spot of serious head injuries.

Central Seberang Prai acting OCPD Supt Mohan Singh said yesterday police had classified the case as culpable homicide not amounting to murder.

He said a task force had been set up to look for the culprits, both of whom had worn full-face helmets.

He urged witnesses to call Insp Azwan Kamaruddin at 012-2651045 or the nearest police station.

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Bastard snatch thieves. Why does Malaysia not shoot them like China does?

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. That's what they deserve. They deserve the ultimate punishment of death, for causing death to other people. Break their familys' heart, just for that puny Rm123.56 and mobile phone and what not.


For goodness sake, someone please introduce this damn bill of Capital Punishment during the Parliament Meetings. Malaysia does need so many scumbags. They should vanish from the face of this earth.


What human rights do they deserve? They can all go suck balls for all I care.

If I ruled Malaysia (some big fat hope), I'd make sure that all these offenders (sexual, criminal) get what they deserve.


An eye for an eye. If you rob someone and kill them, you'll be shot to death. If you rape someone and kill them, we'll get someone to rape your sorry ass then kill you.

Why the f*ck do you even need to snatch? Can't you just hold them at knifepoint and fake-demand for their stuffs? Why do you have to exert force just to get something that does not even pay your electric bill?

Let's use the word 'kitty' in place of the words I'm about to use.

Motherkitties. I'm pretty mad when it comes to these sort of kitting crimes. Why can't these kitting arseholes get a proper job? Do these kitters actually enjoy the thrill of kitting robbing people? Why do these kitters have to cause pain and suffering to the other people?

Why does Malaysia have to condone these kind of motherkitters? Sentence them to minimal kitting jail time only? Kitty off! CAPITAL kitting punishment I say! They deserve what they get. You kitting compensate what you have taken.

Sure it does not improve the situation any kitting better, taking ones life. But it acts as a kitting deterrence to everyone motherkitting person out there to watch their motherkitting sorry ass before committing another crime.

You say I'm heartless? Well think about it, if it were was your mum or sister or gf or wife lying there dead on the floor just cos some bastard kitter caused her death, would you feel the rage rising in you? Wouldn't you feel the anger slowly creeping into your blood? Don't you feel that you need to rid of these kitters from the face of this earth?


Motherkitters.


I have once wrote a thesis on Capital Punishment and Theories of Jeremy Bentham and such (and scored pretty well for it too!). But I shall not bore my lovely readers with my extensive knowledge of theories of punishment and actual practical ways of punishing people.


R.I.P.


X

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stress and Anger Management

Ways to destress/manage anger

If you're easily frustrated and stressed out like moi,
then these ways might help you alleviate your problems a little.

Not totally.

A little.

1. (My personal favourite)
Retail Therapy


You know, it really does help.



Buying things impulsively actually soothes ones soul.

Now you can have that pair of Louboutins that you've really wanted!

:)

2. Chocolates



Stuff your face till you feel like puking chocolate.

Chocolate contains some happy enzymes which inturn makes you happy after you eat it.
(note how bad I am at explaining things)

Plus they taste so yummy.

You can't hate chocolate right?


And its not true, once on your lips, forever on your hips!

3. (Another personal favourite)
Fried Chicken




As an avid fan of fried chicken and high cholestrol,
nothing makes your day better than juicy crispy fried chicken,
dipped in thai chilli sauce, or you can just have it plain.

Savour the yummy goodness!!

4. Play with your pet



Researches have shown that stress levels plummet drastically after you've spent an hour playing(torturing) your pet just for laughs.

Go ahead, play with (torture) them.

You know you want to! :)

5. Sleep it off



Your brains would probably have become exhausted from all the stressing and frustration.

Take a break,

Have a nap.

You'll think clearer after you've woken up.

6. Talk to God



If you're religious at times when you're in trouble,

You know that God will always be there for you.

So talk to him,

tell him your problems and frustrations.


I'm sure he'll help out directly or indirectly.


7. Watch Russell Peters



He will not only cheer you up,
He will also make you pee in your pants laughing.

8. Colouring

You heard me right,
take out your colouring pencils!
(or borrow your niece's)



and print this picture out.

Start colouring!

By the end of the colouring,
you would have realised that your stress/frustration/anger
would have subsided.

9. Be a couch potato



and watch Friends!

This has proven to be a surefire way to cheer me up countless times.

I don't know why.

They are just so funny!

10. Talk



To your mum, dad, family, best friend.

I'd recommend speaking to your imaginary friends.

Vikram has helped me out several times when I had problems.

I'm sure your imaginary friends are more than willing to hear you and help you out!!!!

11. Cry


awww..bunny!

Nature's way of releasing anger.

Go on and do it.

You'll feel better.

And it's not gay for guys to cry.
Unless you do it more than once a month.

Then you're officially gay :)

12. My ALL TIME FAVOURITE!

VOODOO!




So if all else fails,

You know you can always rely on your trustee voodoo doll to do your biding.

:)

X

(HEY, BLOGGING HELPS ME ALLEVIATE STRESS!)

(why am I not surprised??)

Passive Aggressiva

So, I slept since 6ish pm after work till this morning, while having a break within at around 9 to have my dinner, then continued my long siesta till today.

It is noted that I really needed that sleep.

Life hasn't been a bed of roses recently, and I'm about to smash something. Anything.

I am pretty sick of people telling me what I should do, how I should feel.

SO Fook OFF ok?

Fucking hell, I don't need anyone telling me what I should do with my hair.

I'm sick of living like a crippled puppy, constantly needing someone there to take care of me. As much as I know I'm not financially stable, I am still entitled to my meagre bit of independancy and self respect.

I think I'm about to break.

I really think I will.

Enough about my usual rantings aside, let's talk about passive aggressive behaviour.

Guess what? I think I've caught it.

There are certain behaviors that help identify passive-aggressive behavior.

wow, I really do think I have a problem.

Or am I just imagining that I have it so I can fall back on my excuses?

Damnit.

I hate my life.

X

Skanky HO.

Francessca Wong.

For the last time I'm going to tell you,
and I'm sorry that I have to tell you this in a blog,

that J.W is RUBBISH.

PURE FUCKING SHITE.

If he can do it once, he can do it again.

I'm sick of hearing f*cking tossers messing up your life.

And as for that F.R. skanky ho,

tell her to jump up her own ass.

AND STAY THERE.
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Stop messing with people's relationship for f*cks sake.

You're a model, you're pretty, go get another guy.

This one's taken.

And if your heart is as evil as your mouth is,
you should have your karma coming about,
pretty soon.

And J.W. ,
if you don't know how to treasure Fran,

Please move aside (or infact, far, far, away).

Let someone who really loves her, love her.

You obviously don't deserve her love.

Your never ending love story drama is messing my cool.

I do not get paid enough to do this.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Somebody do something!

Death of wife and daughter in bus crash too hard to bear


JOHOR BARU: The bus crash on Sunday has taken everything that retiree Foo Fong Hin holds dear.

In the accident near Tangkak that took 10 lives, Foo, 62, lost his wife Khor Mooi Hua, 50, and daughter Pei Hin, 21.

The bereft Foo was especially heartbroken to lose Pei Hin whom he called his “jewel”.

“She just enrolled at the National University of Singapore for her Ba­­chelor of Business Administration cour­­se two months ago.

“She had a bright future but this tragedy has taken it all away, along with my hopes and dreams.”

He said that he had placed the ‘tambun’ biscuit before her photograph at the Tiong Hua crematorium in Jalan Ngee Heng here because it was his daughter’s favourite food.

Foo said his wife and daughter had left on Thursday for Penang to attend a relative’s wedding.

“They stopped at my sister-in-laws’ place in Sitiawan before continuing their journey back here.

“I never expected this to happen. I was looking forward to seeing them again,” he sobbed.

Both bodies would be at the crematorium until the cremation ceremony today.

He expressed hope that the autho­rities would investigate the matter thoroughly.

State traffic chief Supt T. Raveen­dran said police had not questioned the 38-year-old bus driver as he was still being treated at the Sultanah Fatimah Specialist Hospital in Muar.
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Do you want this to happen to you? Your father? Your Mother, sister, brother?

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If your answer is no, then please lodge complains.

Reprimand the bus driver if he is on the phone, take down his particulars and complain his ass off to the authorities.

If no one takes any actions against these reckless bus companies and negligent drivers, you have to take things into your own hands.

They do not treasure your lives, or your family's.


Please, for the love of everyone. Someone do something!

R.I.P.

X

Tragedy

It is with my deepest condolences to those who have lost their loved ones in the bus crash yesterday.

I have noticed that there has been an outrageous upraise in the number of accident tolls due to buses.

Do not blame the damn slightly curved roads.

Blame the bus drivers, the companies.

I have sat on buses umpteen times and I have noticed the similar trends of the indian/malay bus drivers (sorry, I'm not being a racist here).

Talking continously on the phone, speeding with other buses, cutting lanes, etc etc. All these contribute to negligence which has resulted in countless deaths of the passengers.

I say, revoke their liceneses, fine them, jail them. And the bus companies are to blame. They should send these drivers for proper training, stricter rules for these drivers to abide to. Malaysia has dealt loosely with strict abiding for rules. Hence, the molding of hap-hazard and unruly behaviours. These dire consequences are not minor. They usually result in mortal fatalism which affects us directly/indirectly.

I pray everyone who reads this try to avoid taking the Malaysian buses. Yes they are cheap. But if you really and truly value your life, you'd pay a little more and take a safer route.

Your impending death is at the hands of these reckless bus drivers.

But I guess, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. The bus companies should have thought it through properly before under paying these drivers and over working them.

May you all rest in peace.

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