No matter how skinny I was back then and how much lard I've drank now, you still loved me for who I am. I was so much prettier back in high school, but some how along the way, I turned into an old ugly pumpkin, and you still loved me anyway.
No matter how messed up I am in my mind, you still managed to peal off the pieces one by one and helped me scrutinise my crazy and tell me that I'm ok for thinking the way I do, and that I'm not going insane.
No matter how badly the world criticised me for being imperfect, you were always there to tell me why despite of it, I'm still better than any of those who criticised me.
No matter how much I wanted to pull the plug and call it a day, you managed to convince me out of it and tell me why there is so much more things to live for and another 60 more years of happiness(?) to spend together.
No matter how much I ate, you still told me to eat more. I don't know if its fear of gastric, or that you're just fattening me so that no one else would want me.
No matter how much you had, you always gave me the best of it and had the bad ones for yourself.
No matter how screwed my thoughts were, your reasons always made sense and yours would be the only one I listened to.
No matter how crazy my DIY projects were, you were always there to support me and to lend a helping hand.
No matter how poor I was, you'd always put money in my purse so I would go completely poor.
No matter how my family hurt me, you always reminded me to forgive them.
No matter how imperfect you are to the world, you'll always be perfect to me <3
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
TGI Fridays
Due to my ultimate depression yesterday which I will not divulge because it is so embarrassing that even an ostrich will bury itself together with its legs in the sand, bunny brought me for Fridays.
Tears were just streaming down my face and I think bunny's heart broke watching me cry.
So bunny decided the ultimate. Treat me to Fridays and eat whatever I want.
At first I protested, because
a) it was fricking expensive. Money damn hard to earn ok? Don have to blow it off on some super tender juicy piece of steak.
b) i wanted to curl in my room and die. and/or
c) suffocate in the humid air of my bathroom while hot showering, in hopes that I'd knock my head on the toiletbowl and die.
But none of the above came true.
So bunny dragged me all the way to Fridays. I wanted to order the cheapest set. But bunny insisted that I ordered the most expensive piece of juicy jack daniels medium rare, with shrimp and mash.
My God. That truly is a piece of haven in every bite. It totally is like an orgasm on my tongue. Cheered me up, but at the back of my head, I'm still a big fat fucking failure. Sigh.
I am glad there was bunny to be there to comfort me in my times of sorrow.
I hate my life. But i don't hate bunny.
Bunny is one of the rare few reasons why the days are slightly easier to get by.
Thank you bunny.
meow meow. xxxxxxxx
Tears were just streaming down my face and I think bunny's heart broke watching me cry.
So bunny decided the ultimate. Treat me to Fridays and eat whatever I want.
At first I protested, because
a) it was fricking expensive. Money damn hard to earn ok? Don have to blow it off on some super tender juicy piece of steak.
b) i wanted to curl in my room and die. and/or
c) suffocate in the humid air of my bathroom while hot showering, in hopes that I'd knock my head on the toiletbowl and die.
But none of the above came true.
So bunny dragged me all the way to Fridays. I wanted to order the cheapest set. But bunny insisted that I ordered the most expensive piece of juicy jack daniels medium rare, with shrimp and mash.
My God. That truly is a piece of haven in every bite. It totally is like an orgasm on my tongue. Cheered me up, but at the back of my head, I'm still a big fat fucking failure. Sigh.
I am glad there was bunny to be there to comfort me in my times of sorrow.
I hate my life. But i don't hate bunny.
Bunny is one of the rare few reasons why the days are slightly easier to get by.
Thank you bunny.
meow meow. xxxxxxxx
Sunday, January 10, 2010
New bedroom layout
Yes, so I've finally and painstakingly painted my room.
Fuck me, there were so much rubbish that I never knew that I had/needed/horded/hidden everywhere in my room. Moving it out was a mega bitch and I've never been more tired than this.
Painting wasn't that bad actually except painting the corners which I had to use a ladder to go up up up, or I had to bend down down down. Niaseng cibai, my bones now bendy, made of liquorice.
Anyway, I chose apple cut green, nabeh, my walls were yellow, so green and yellow = wad? BLUE LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. NBCCB. so now my walls are light blue, which I am pleasantly surprised, cos it looks like pastel turqouise!!!!!!!!!!!!! My part efforts are not wasted afterall. It's quite fun painting lah.
I got carried away - I started painting my door frames,because they all kena paint, and I'm damn lazy to wipe them away!
So a 5litre can of paint couldnt be finished, I should have finished my other grills, but I really can't be arsed. I was damn tired.
I rearranged the couch and the table to get a new 'fengshui'. Of course, no one qualified has been to my room to tell me that my bed and toilet was facing the wrong way, or that my wall colours were of badluck, but i don't fucking care! as long as I'm happy waking up to my room, it's always good fengshui!
My dressing table remains as this, but is now converted to my laptop table :
Fuck me, there were so much rubbish that I never knew that I had/needed/horded/hidden everywhere in my room. Moving it out was a mega bitch and I've never been more tired than this.
Painting wasn't that bad actually except painting the corners which I had to use a ladder to go up up up, or I had to bend down down down. Niaseng cibai, my bones now bendy, made of liquorice.
Anyway, I chose apple cut green, nabeh, my walls were yellow, so green and yellow = wad? BLUE LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. NBCCB. so now my walls are light blue, which I am pleasantly surprised, cos it looks like pastel turqouise!!!!!!!!!!!!! My part efforts are not wasted afterall. It's quite fun painting lah.
I got carried away - I started painting my door frames,because they all kena paint, and I'm damn lazy to wipe them away!
So a 5litre can of paint couldnt be finished, I should have finished my other grills, but I really can't be arsed. I was damn tired.
I rearranged the couch and the table to get a new 'fengshui'. Of course, no one qualified has been to my room to tell me that my bed and toilet was facing the wrong way, or that my wall colours were of badluck, but i don't fucking care! as long as I'm happy waking up to my room, it's always good fengshui!
My dressing table remains as this, but is now converted to my laptop table :
I moved my couch to where my old table was, so it made a little cozy nook in the room where I can lie down or sit comfortably and go online and watch shows. The subwoofer is placed in the little corner so the sound system is amazing - I use logitech thanks to ah soon, but many may beg to differ that altec lansing is the best! But i don't give a shit ok! I bought it online for nabeh 25poounds and I'm gonna make sure i fully use it!
You can see in the pic, below the giraffe prints, theres a blanket. Thats cos i'm sitting under the aircon and I can use the blanket to snuggle when im chilly! How amazing is that! And if you're wonderng bout the painting I'm painting animal prints to put on my wall. So far I have cow, tiger, zebra, cheetah and giraffe. im tired of painting alrady ok!
I also got the floating wall brackets put in.
You can see in the pic, below the giraffe prints, theres a blanket. Thats cos i'm sitting under the aircon and I can use the blanket to snuggle when im chilly! How amazing is that! And if you're wonderng bout the painting I'm painting animal prints to put on my wall. So far I have cow, tiger, zebra, cheetah and giraffe. im tired of painting alrady ok!
I also got the floating wall brackets put in.
Felt abit sad that holes were being drilled into my old walls, but I need more space for more useless stuff ok!!!!!!
Good thing the brackets were placed high enough that I wouldnt bump my head when I wake up. Other people I'm not so sure. This is specifically designed for short people like me! KEKEKEKEKEEKEK
See, I put the table on the other wall, so I have loads of walking space. An another floating wall bracket for my other shits! Man I have too many stuffs for my own good!
Plus yesterday I bought goose feather down pillow and 280 thread count cotton JeanPerry pillow cases because I'm a grown up alreadY! (Actually my current pillows are of the same level as the bed).
Ok lor, tired already lah, no more new stuff for the whole year! I'm all set!
XXXXXXXXX
ps: sorry my bed damn messy lah. Cannot be arsed making it for the photos, because I'm not pretentious like that! :P
pps: poor ah beng. sayang you k. you have been overworked. XXXXX mucho thankies! x
Plus yesterday I bought goose feather down pillow and 280 thread count cotton JeanPerry pillow cases because I'm a grown up alreadY! (Actually my current pillows are of the same level as the bed).
Ok lor, tired already lah, no more new stuff for the whole year! I'm all set!
XXXXXXXXX
ps: sorry my bed damn messy lah. Cannot be arsed making it for the photos, because I'm not pretentious like that! :P
pps: poor ah beng. sayang you k. you have been overworked. XXXXX mucho thankies! x
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
How to know if he's the one?
Inspired by my question posted on facebook (refer to post below), I decided to Google my answers (because you know, life's answers are ALWAYS found on Google, and mostly wiki).
Anyway, like the smart ass I am, referring to someone else's notions of how to know if he is the right man for you, here is what I've gathered from my fruitful research :
* He Listens to You. Before your man opens his heart to you, he has to first open his ears. "Genuine concern manifests itself in listening to the cares, concerns and issues of your woman," says Anthony Woodson, president and CEO of BlackLoveForever.com, a matchmaking service that has resulted in nearly 500 marriages. "A man who wants to be around you for the long-term will be a good listener when you need him. He will be a dependable source of guidance and support and will not turn a deaf ear simply because the problem is too big. If he doesn't know the solution, he will try his best to find one."
* There is a Natural Ease and Flow. Relationship experts say there is a natural chemistry that defines your interaction when you meet your perfect fit. "You don't have to push it, force it, tug it, pull it or cut the edges to make it fit," says Debrena Jackson Gandy, international speaker and author of All the Joy You Can Stand. "There is an undeniable ease and flow to the relationship. You can see it and others around you can as well."
* You Don't Have to Compromise Who You Are. A person who you have to change for isn't the person for you. "You should maintain and enjoy a continued, if not healthier, sense of self when you are with your partner," says Tandra McMurray, a 30-something Chicago single who has had her share of "Mr. Wrongs." "He should make you feel good about being you, while always encouraging you to be better. If a man doesn't feel good about himself, it will be hard for him to make you feel good about being you."
* You Trust Him. When you trust your partner, you open your relationship up to a world of possibilities. Without trust, the relationship can't grow and is likely to be doomed. "To trust a man is to believe that he is doing his best and that he wants the best for his partner," says Jel D. Lewis, relationship expert and columnist. "The secret to growing in trust is not to expect your man to be perfect." Maintaining realistic expectations is key to understanding your role and his.
* He Enriches Your Life. Being in love should have productive benefits for enhancing your quality of life. "Your Mr. Right should stretch your imagination and stimulate your desires," says Dr. Grace Cornish, spiritual psychologist and author of You Deserve Healthy Love Sis'. "He should, at all times and through all things, look out for your best interests. He should never compete with you because he knows what is good for you is good for him. A good man encourages and supports you professionally, personally and spiritually."
* He Pampers You. Not to be confused with spoiling, pampering is a celebration of womanhood, rather than pure indulgence of self. "Through his words and his actions, he shows you that you are different from any other woman in his life," says Woodson, whose matchmaking service, Black Love Forever, has more than 1,500 members. "He demonstrates, on a daily basis, that you are his queen. He caters to you. He cares for you. Whether he shampoos your hair, prepares your meal or massages your feet, he is demonstrating his affection and the privilege that it is to be in your life."
* Both of You Share Common Ground. Despite your religious background or affiliation, having a common and unified direction spiritually, socially, financially and economically creates cohesiveness. If you cannot agree on fundamental values, it is unlikely that you will go very far (and if so, not for long). It's not enough to simply be together. You must be willing and able to grow together.
* You Become a Part of His World. When you meet a man's parents, his children, his co-workers and his closest friends, you are getting a true glimpse of who he is, not just who he is when he is around you. A man who is serious about making you his partner will not only want you to be a part of his world, he'll create avenues of openness so that you can enjoy his world, his people and his interests.
* He Sacrifices For You. The right man will consider sacrificing for you an honor, not a burden. "When he is willing to give you what belongs to him, even before you ask for it, you know that he is serious about you," says Woodson. "It's not considered a 'sacrifice' when it's done with a good heart; it's an investment in the future of two people. Whether it's time, money or energy, a man will give what he has to the woman he wants."
*He understands.He always tries to see your side of things. This means that even if he's seen you get upset or cry about something a hundred times before, he still tries to calm you down and makes you feel better.
*He's happy around you. Smiles? Laughter? Excited to spend time with you and not his guy friends? Glad just to be with you? If he can't get enough of you, it's a sure sign that he's really attracted and in love.
*He takes care of you. Is he your own personal guardian angel? Does he baby you when you're sick and nurse you back to health? If the answer is 'yes', then it's a pretty sure bet you've got a good thing going.
*He asks for your opinion. He asks for your advice, considers it and may put it to good use. When important decisions are at stake concerning him, he doesn't just go ahead and decide on his own what he thinks is right.
*He's interested in what you want too. Let's say you're both watching television and you want to watch Desperate Housewives while he'd like to catch 24. You know how men are when it comes to the remote control! If he lets you watch your show of choice, not in a grudging manner, but because he wants you to be happy, you've got a winner. Give him extra points if he actually sits through it with you!
*He never judges you. You can pour out your heart to him, your greatest fears, biggest worries, and he is there patiently listening and never judging or telling you what you should do. He is always there to support you. However if he does not agree with your views, he would not condemn you, but try to understand why you feel that way about something.
I think these are the best, non-superficial, non-silly ones that I've read on the internet!
After having read through most of the information online, I just realised that my past relationship had alot of redflags that I blatantly ignored and hopefully he'll change. But you know, they'll never change. I wish I was smart and strong enough to out the relationship when I first discovered the red flags. Then I wouldn't have been the me now. I might be happier. But I wouldnt know, would I?
So tell me, what is it that you see in your other half that makes him 'the one'?
Anyway, like the smart ass I am, referring to someone else's notions of how to know if he is the right man for you, here is what I've gathered from my fruitful research :
* He Listens to You. Before your man opens his heart to you, he has to first open his ears. "Genuine concern manifests itself in listening to the cares, concerns and issues of your woman," says Anthony Woodson, president and CEO of BlackLoveForever.com, a matchmaking service that has resulted in nearly 500 marriages. "A man who wants to be around you for the long-term will be a good listener when you need him. He will be a dependable source of guidance and support and will not turn a deaf ear simply because the problem is too big. If he doesn't know the solution, he will try his best to find one."
* There is a Natural Ease and Flow. Relationship experts say there is a natural chemistry that defines your interaction when you meet your perfect fit. "You don't have to push it, force it, tug it, pull it or cut the edges to make it fit," says Debrena Jackson Gandy, international speaker and author of All the Joy You Can Stand. "There is an undeniable ease and flow to the relationship. You can see it and others around you can as well."
* You Don't Have to Compromise Who You Are. A person who you have to change for isn't the person for you. "You should maintain and enjoy a continued, if not healthier, sense of self when you are with your partner," says Tandra McMurray, a 30-something Chicago single who has had her share of "Mr. Wrongs." "He should make you feel good about being you, while always encouraging you to be better. If a man doesn't feel good about himself, it will be hard for him to make you feel good about being you."
* You Trust Him. When you trust your partner, you open your relationship up to a world of possibilities. Without trust, the relationship can't grow and is likely to be doomed. "To trust a man is to believe that he is doing his best and that he wants the best for his partner," says Jel D. Lewis, relationship expert and columnist. "The secret to growing in trust is not to expect your man to be perfect." Maintaining realistic expectations is key to understanding your role and his.
* He Enriches Your Life. Being in love should have productive benefits for enhancing your quality of life. "Your Mr. Right should stretch your imagination and stimulate your desires," says Dr. Grace Cornish, spiritual psychologist and author of You Deserve Healthy Love Sis'. "He should, at all times and through all things, look out for your best interests. He should never compete with you because he knows what is good for you is good for him. A good man encourages and supports you professionally, personally and spiritually."
* He Pampers You. Not to be confused with spoiling, pampering is a celebration of womanhood, rather than pure indulgence of self. "Through his words and his actions, he shows you that you are different from any other woman in his life," says Woodson, whose matchmaking service, Black Love Forever, has more than 1,500 members. "He demonstrates, on a daily basis, that you are his queen. He caters to you. He cares for you. Whether he shampoos your hair, prepares your meal or massages your feet, he is demonstrating his affection and the privilege that it is to be in your life."
* Both of You Share Common Ground. Despite your religious background or affiliation, having a common and unified direction spiritually, socially, financially and economically creates cohesiveness. If you cannot agree on fundamental values, it is unlikely that you will go very far (and if so, not for long). It's not enough to simply be together. You must be willing and able to grow together.
* You Become a Part of His World. When you meet a man's parents, his children, his co-workers and his closest friends, you are getting a true glimpse of who he is, not just who he is when he is around you. A man who is serious about making you his partner will not only want you to be a part of his world, he'll create avenues of openness so that you can enjoy his world, his people and his interests.
* He Sacrifices For You. The right man will consider sacrificing for you an honor, not a burden. "When he is willing to give you what belongs to him, even before you ask for it, you know that he is serious about you," says Woodson. "It's not considered a 'sacrifice' when it's done with a good heart; it's an investment in the future of two people. Whether it's time, money or energy, a man will give what he has to the woman he wants."
*He understands.He always tries to see your side of things. This means that even if he's seen you get upset or cry about something a hundred times before, he still tries to calm you down and makes you feel better.
*He's happy around you. Smiles? Laughter? Excited to spend time with you and not his guy friends? Glad just to be with you? If he can't get enough of you, it's a sure sign that he's really attracted and in love.
*He takes care of you. Is he your own personal guardian angel? Does he baby you when you're sick and nurse you back to health? If the answer is 'yes', then it's a pretty sure bet you've got a good thing going.
*He asks for your opinion. He asks for your advice, considers it and may put it to good use. When important decisions are at stake concerning him, he doesn't just go ahead and decide on his own what he thinks is right.
*He's interested in what you want too. Let's say you're both watching television and you want to watch Desperate Housewives while he'd like to catch 24. You know how men are when it comes to the remote control! If he lets you watch your show of choice, not in a grudging manner, but because he wants you to be happy, you've got a winner. Give him extra points if he actually sits through it with you!
*He never judges you. You can pour out your heart to him, your greatest fears, biggest worries, and he is there patiently listening and never judging or telling you what you should do. He is always there to support you. However if he does not agree with your views, he would not condemn you, but try to understand why you feel that way about something.
I think these are the best, non-superficial, non-silly ones that I've read on the internet!
After having read through most of the information online, I just realised that my past relationship had alot of redflags that I blatantly ignored and hopefully he'll change. But you know, they'll never change. I wish I was smart and strong enough to out the relationship when I first discovered the red flags. Then I wouldn't have been the me now. I might be happier. But I wouldnt know, would I?
So tell me, what is it that you see in your other half that makes him 'the one'?
Friday, January 1, 2010
Ode to Love
" happy birthday baby...." I muttered as I leaned in and planted a soft kiss on your lips. The soft peck soon turned into an emotional whirlwind love, passion and happiness.
Tender yet manly, your kisses made my knees weak. It made my mind fuzzy and it made me yearn for more. I could not understand this chemistry that was unfolding before me. It felt safe, stable and constant. Nothing was ever going to go wrong in that moment of time. You are my safe ground, my cushioned landing strip, my happy-land.
The kisses were surreal. I have dreamt of kisses like this before, but it was even better than in my dreams. I gently touched your face with my hands as we continued in our most passionate moment. I could feel the world slowly slipping away.
"I love you", I said, looking longingly. I could not mean it more than now. I love you more everyday, even though at times I wish to wring your neck till your eyes pop out of its sockets.
You said you love me too. I knew you mean it. I know that you love me more than anything in this world. If you could pluck down the stars without breaking your back, you'd do it.
We continued kissing, lost in this rare precious moment in the quietness of the cold, rainy night.
And when we stopped, I found tears hanging at the corners of my eyes.
It must be true love, finally.
Chan rak ter, baby. Happy birthday.
Tender yet manly, your kisses made my knees weak. It made my mind fuzzy and it made me yearn for more. I could not understand this chemistry that was unfolding before me. It felt safe, stable and constant. Nothing was ever going to go wrong in that moment of time. You are my safe ground, my cushioned landing strip, my happy-land.
The kisses were surreal. I have dreamt of kisses like this before, but it was even better than in my dreams. I gently touched your face with my hands as we continued in our most passionate moment. I could feel the world slowly slipping away.
"I love you", I said, looking longingly. I could not mean it more than now. I love you more everyday, even though at times I wish to wring your neck till your eyes pop out of its sockets.
You said you love me too. I knew you mean it. I know that you love me more than anything in this world. If you could pluck down the stars without breaking your back, you'd do it.
We continued kissing, lost in this rare precious moment in the quietness of the cold, rainy night.
And when we stopped, I found tears hanging at the corners of my eyes.
It must be true love, finally.
Chan rak ter, baby. Happy birthday.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Bad Romance
As I was watching this video, a few things ran through my mind :
1) How catchy is this tune?
2) Why is the video so eerie?
3) Why did she hire retards as dancers and/or hire dancers to dance like retards?
4) What are those shoes she is wearing? She looks like a Veloceraptor!
5) Why does she look like Gollum/Smeagle in one of the scenes? with the implants at the back?
6) This is possibly the first time I've ever seen her full face! She has a really hot body!
7) Was she wearing a polar bear skin as her train/outfit? Peta will never hear the end of this!
8) How did they make her eyes so big and round in one of the scenes? (I'm a tech retard !) It's adorable!
Oh well, my 2cents thoughts for this MV. Really cool though!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Zooday!
Great day at the Zoo!
Lots of walking and sweating and mosquito bites!
heeee :)
But it was a good part Xmas gift! X
The Proposal
omg. mike just proposed to xiaxue in the mostttttttttttttt romantic way!!!!
I'M SO JEALOUS, I TEARED! (out of happiness and the mushy bits of course!) It's really heart warming to see couples who have really found each other. (still tapping my fingers on the table).
jelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjeles! hahahahahaha there i said it! (only because I'm still waiting and not because I fancy Mike!)
But when do you ever know that the person is the one?do you have to get along perfectly to know that he is the one? or is he financially stable? or has he the perfect genes for your next generation? I guess we'll never know, but only to base our decisions on our "hweeeling" (aka feeling) at that moment.
You have to watch Mike's proposal and LEARN, guyes.
Congratulations Wendy! (even though I dont know you, I thought it'll be nice to have someone else's [my] blessings!! ) And you really have an amazing diamond ring!!!!!!!! JELES!! :D
I'M SO JEALOUS, I TEARED! (out of happiness and the mushy bits of course!) It's really heart warming to see couples who have really found each other. (still tapping my fingers on the table).
jelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjelesjeles! hahahahahaha there i said it! (only because I'm still waiting and not because I fancy Mike!)
But when do you ever know that the person is the one?do you have to get along perfectly to know that he is the one? or is he financially stable? or has he the perfect genes for your next generation? I guess we'll never know, but only to base our decisions on our "hweeeling" (aka feeling) at that moment.
You have to watch Mike's proposal and LEARN, guyes.
Congratulations Wendy! (even though I dont know you, I thought it'll be nice to have someone else's [my] blessings!! ) And you really have an amazing diamond ring!!!!!!!! JELES!! :D
Friday, December 4, 2009
What I know about you
I know you .............
Actually, to think about it, there's not much things to know about you! You're a boring person really! Hahaha! Just joking!
- love MPV, sedan kinda cars.
- don't like talking much, and you are a man of few words.
- have less than 10 friends. Sad, I know.
- only wear polo shirts.
- have really hair legs but thank goodness, very little everywhere else.
- hate gossiping.
- love minding your own business.
- know that I'm right most of the time.
- love me bullying you (when no one's looking).
- love my tight arse.
- don't fancy alcohol that much.
- graduated from Unirversity of Hard Knocks. Haaa.
- are trying your best to tolerate my shit temper.
- love tidying after me.
- are secretly afraid of me.
- hate my guts.
- love having your ears dug.
- think I have the bestest hugs on earth.
- use lip balm in secret.
- know that I am TROUBLE.
- are a true sportsman despite how you look.
- I'm your beautiful nightmare.
- would donate your kidneys to me if need be.
- not chase me back if I walked out the door.
- pay attention to my little hints even though you pretend not to know anything.
- are actually a petty, petty little man.
- you still owe me 33 stalks of paper roses.
- think that I'm the coolest person on earth - except when I am mad.
- know how scary I can get when I'm pissed off.
- love canned corn.
- wish I wasn't so demanding!
- hate how untidy I am (who doesn't?)
- you love classical music to the max.
- think my cooking is heavenly.
- know that I am God-Sent!
- have a soft spot for homeless animals.
- are a hero at heart.
- are a big friendly giant!
- are terrified for roaches.
- fell in love with my boobies first.
- were gay before you met me!
- have a temper as bad as mine. You just conceal it really well.
- secretly wish I wouldn't nag as much.
- fear I'd turn into my mother (which is highly likely)
- trust people too much.
- are into photography but never had the chance to explore further.
- love simple romantic gestures.
- love me acting stupid.
- have an amazing voice.
- think I make the best food on earth!
- have no favourite colour.
- would give me your last 5bucks if I needed it.
- love acting dumb, but you're actually a cunning skiving sly fox!
- feel jealous all the time but pretend that you aren't.
- are actually a big kid.
- love black lace.
- prefer cats more than dogs, cause they're easier to take care off and are cleaner.
- don't take sweet stuff.
- love your chilli.
- haven cracked my code yet.
- keep the stuff I give you in the dusty corner of your room!
- hid my underwear somewhere in your pillow.
- love me pinching and biting you.
- hardly change your bedsheets you dirty boy.
- think that I'm the cutest bunny ever!
- don't believe in having too many friends.
- rather die than putting contact lenses on.
- don't really drink soup.
- can't take prawns and crabs.
- generally don't eat alot of vegetables.
- poop alot.
- wish I gave you a better MP3 player!
- giving/making you stuff you don't need!
- that I'm a great interior decorator!
- snore like a walrus.
- don't like PDA's.
Actually, to think about it, there's not much things to know about you! You're a boring person really! Hahaha! Just joking!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
For that special special someone!
I was wondering... if I never reminded you, or hinted to you about Christmas.. would you have secretly got me a present, or would you just pretend it never happened?
Would be real upset to know if you became a stingy asshole, BUT I must stresss I'm not that materialistic present-faced. Fuck it, I LOVE PRESENTS! Especially from..... you know. YOU.
But I'm sure you're not that evil.... right? :(
I really really hope you're not >_<.
(Now I know you've read it, don't pretend that you didn't because I know you did!!!!!!)
Would be real upset to know if you became a stingy asshole, BUT I must stresss I'm not that
But I'm sure you're not that evil.... right? :(
I really really hope you're not >_<.
(Now I know you've read it, don't pretend that you didn't because I know you did!!!!!!)
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Grown up talk.
I think I just had the most grown up conversation today on walk-in wardrobes, dressing table mirror with frame, curtains, plasma TV, toilet mosaic, step up bed, light turquoise wall paint, carpets and neutral tones.
FINALLY. Someone thought I was important enough to ask me for my opinions. ME ME ME. Someone cares enough to listen to what i liked and wanted - for once.
Really glad that theres some initiative going on. Feeling kinda like a submissive little meek woman overpowered by a responsible man.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Happiness :) <3
FINALLY. Someone thought I was important enough to ask me for my opinions. ME ME ME. Someone cares enough to listen to what i liked and wanted - for once.
Really glad that theres some initiative going on. Feeling kinda like a submissive little meek woman overpowered by a responsible man.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Happiness :) <3
Sunday, November 15, 2009
E71
Dearest Bunny,
Thanks for getting me this. I really love the qwerty keypad and I love how it reminds me of my appointments.
xie xie ni, belly belly nice arrrrr.
always,
puikia.
Thanks for getting me this. I really love the qwerty keypad and I love how it reminds me of my appointments.
xie xie ni, belly belly nice arrrrr.
always,
puikia.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Engagement rings
Right, so me and my cousin Tammy were discussing about our wedding/engagement rings and so we came up to the conclusion that I kinda leaned towards the big and elaborate and oh-my-what-time-is-it-now?/oh-it's-so-hot-this-stupid-weather kinda ring!
Pics credit to serendipity diamonds
Pics credit to serendipity diamonds
So, if you're going to propose anytime soon (now till max 5 years), please be prepared with a ring like this. You don't have to get such a big diamond persay. But its got to be elaborate with many little diamonds. HAHAHAHA. or expect a spit in the face/big fat no/both.
:)
:)
Monday, December 15, 2008
And Shean Lachley says.....
Harrow, JOANNAKUMYCIBAI, my ex-housemate!
She who paints well but draws ugly so i have to help her.
She who burps and goes HEEEEEE (and repeats that for a few times).
She who comes home from shopping, barges into my room without a knock, dumps her shopping on my bed and then tries her clothes in front of my mirror and asks me "How??".
She who makes the laziest pasta known to man. Pasta + ketchup.
She who allows me to take fugly pictures of her so i can laugh and laugh at her. (I have very dubious and incriminating pictures).
She who binge eats curly fries, Gills fish & chip, Dixy chicken etc etc with me. (mmm)
She who makes paper flowers and all sorts of art & crafty shit in her room until i would sit & procrastinate with her as well!!
She who entertains me & Bengi's lame lame jokes and then stares cock at us and pei see's us.
She who can spend 2 hours putting make up on her face.
She who makes the most amazing char siew. The kind that spits its gooey juicy fragrant fats at you once you bite into them.
She who smells like Soap & Glory, and J.Lo's Still.
She who has 523billion outfits. (You ONLY have ONE body, ONE pair of legs, and ONE pair of arm. WHY YOU NEED SO MANY THINGS?!!?)
She who snores like an orchestra.
She who wants a hamster but i wouldn't let her have one.
She who's room looks like a tornado, whirlwind, tsunami all at the same time and yet it still manages to be "organised clutter".
She who enjoys waxing (to the extent of gleefully waxing my housemate's buttcrack).
She who can spend 1 full day shopping without complaining of sore feet (and usually i tag along because i seem to get good shopping deals when i'm with her because she's a savvy shopper and plus if its a male shop assistant, i can pimp her out to flirt and get discount, and vice versa)!
She who made me & my friends appear in drag.
She who is my swearing buddy because none of my housemates know BM/Chinese dialects. Excerrent.
She who talks cock with me until the AM.
She who trusts my opinion on electronics, and hence has the same speakers & the same earphones (which is still one of the best earphones ever).
She who made me lie in front of her parents.
She who claims to have the smoothest legs in the world.
She who has some of the most golden of oldies collection!
She who made my first snow angel with me.
She who goes to chinatown to eat with me when i can't be arsed to cook! Ahh... Mangos.
I MISS YOU. FASTER COME BACK TO NEWCASTLE LARH LANJIAOCIBAI.
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