What I know about you

I know you .............

• love MPV, sedan kinda cars.
• don't like talking much, and you are a man of few words.
• have less than 10 friends. Sad, I know.
• only wear polo shirts.
• have really hair legs but thank goodness, very little everywhere else.
• hate gossiping.
• love minding your own business.
• know that I'm right most of the time.
• love me bullying you (when no one's looking).
• love my tight arse.
• don't fancy alcohol that much.
• graduated from Unirversity of Hard Knocks. Haaa.
• are trying your best to tolerate my shit temper.
• love tidying after me.
• are secretly afraid of me.
• hate my guts.
• love having your ears dug.
• think I have the bestest hugs on earth.
• use lip balm in secret.
• know that I am TROUBLE.
• are a true sportsman despite how you look.
• I'm your beautiful nightmare.
• would donate your kidneys to me if need be.
• not chase me back if I walked out the door.
• pay attention to my little hints even though you pretend not to know anything.
• are actually a petty, petty little man.
• you still owe me 33 stalks of paper roses.
• think that I'm the coolest person on earth - except when I am mad.
• know how scary I can get when I'm pissed off.
• love canned corn.
• wish I wasn't so demanding!
• hate how untidy I am (who doesn't?)
• you love classical music to the max.
• think my cooking is heavenly.
• know that I am God-Sent!
• have a soft spot for homeless animals.
• are a hero at heart.
• are a big friendly giant!
• are terrified for roaches.
• fell in love with my boobies first.
• were gay before you met me!
• have a temper as bad as mine. You just conceal it really well.
• secretly wish I wouldn't nag as much.
• fear I'd turn into my mother (which is highly likely)
• trust people too much.
• are into photography but never had the chance to explore further.
• love simple romantic gestures.
• love me acting stupid.
• have an amazing voice.
• think I make the best food on earth!
• have no favourite colour.
• would give me your last 5bucks if I needed it.
• love acting dumb, but you're actually a cunning skiving sly fox!
• feel jealous all the time but pretend that you aren't.
• are actually a big kid.
• love black lace.
• prefer cats more than dogs, cause they're easier to take care off and are cleaner.
• don't take sweet stuff.
• love your chilli.
• haven cracked my code yet.
• keep the stuff I give you in the dusty corner of your room!
• hid my underwear somewhere in your pillow.
• love me pinching and biting you.
• hardly change your bedsheets you dirty boy.
• think that I'm the cutest bunny ever!
• don't believe in having too many friends.
• rather die than putting contact lenses on.
• don't really drink soup.
• can't take prawns and crabs.
• generally don't eat alot of vegetables.
• poop alot.
• wish I gave you a better MP3 player!
• giving/making you stuff you don't need!
• that I'm a great interior decorator!
• snore like a walrus.
• don't like PDA's.

Actually, to think about it, there's not much things to know about you! You're a boring person really! Hahaha! Just joking!