Well THANK YOU Avi. My life mission is complete. I can now spontaneously combust into thin air. Not. But seriously, thank you! I'm greatly flattered. See, my head's floating up the ceiling now!
While looking through his blog I came across this post which I found unbearably hilarious.
And I think its just selfish if I didnt share this to the whole world.
I've had my fair share of rejection, and I truly think that the following is what I am about to encompass in my future rejections.
Read and learn, minions!
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Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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