Why Women remain single

Its not a choice.

We don't like being single.

Yet, several of us still choose to remain to do so.

Do you want to know why?

It's not because we're crazy, or we think too highly of ourselves,
but its because men themselves that have helped us with our decisions of being single!

(or either that we're lesbians)

Here are the reasons why:

1. Men have the worst fashion taste ever. And they insist that they look great.

Would you stick on to your man if he insists on his short shorts being shorter than yours?

WTF!

If you do, I applaud you. You must really love him.

2. 2/3 of men have mental problems... and are slightly psychotic

They either like cutting themselves, stalk women, or are MCP (male chauvinist pigs).
All of the above are categorised as male mental disorders.

We don't want no crazies.

3. They don't know understand the meaning of NO.

I bet his wife told him never to wear that suit ever - for like a million times.

But alas, he did.

And I bet he never saw his wife again.

Men think our No's means YES! Go AHEAD AND WEAR/DO it! We think you look sexy, and we will forever be there supporting you!

Think again guys.

4. Some of them like being housewifes more than we do.

And they beat us at looking more like Jessica Simpson then we can.

This is unacceptable!

5. They have unrealistic ambitions.

Either he wants to be the new gold-batman, or he's trying to fly.

It's just crazy.

6. They have turned the other way.

They are more wild, daring and hotter than we are.
And they are taking our limited number of men away from us.

Damnit!

7. They have this idea that they are the hottest men on earth.

And go through painful efforts to prove to us that they are the only sexy ones in our life.

8. They have become more sensitive than us.

They are more in touch with the finer things of life such as champagne, bed hair, and fine organza bath robes.

9. They refuse to admit that they look like an idiot.

And insist that they are soooooo cool.

10. They try to cover up their flaws with something more ridiculous then are.

And they expect us to accept and love them for who they are!

WTF!

11. We all secretly know and admit that men are dumb.

But they have truly proved to us the power of stupid people in a group.

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Post Script:

This is just for jokes. Men, we love you, but don't test our patience!