Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Beauty Ad.

Uneven skin tone?

Acne?

BUTT-UGLY?

Unsightly blemishes?

Double Chin?

Hair-loss?

Wobbly Tummies?

Protruding gut?

Small breasts?

Flat arse?

CANT GET LAID?

Imperfections all over?

Want porcelain skin?

Sounds like you?

Then worry no more, for help is here!
Anything you need to become perfect!

At a reasonable price of RM50.00 per session for a consecutive 7 days,

YOU can see the results IMMEDIATELY.

With the beauty professional, FLANSEESCA VONG,
you'll turn from an ugly duckling into a beautiful hot minx in NO TIME!

You are only required to stay at our luxury accomodation at AH MOI MOTEL for the period you are under our care.

So sit back, relax, let the professional do her job.
And at the end of the 7 days you can go home looking and feeling like a totally different person!

All you need can be purchased at our premises for a reasonable price.

List of necessities (to be tailored accordingly to every individual) :

1) Sandpapers - RM2.00 a piece

2) Electric chain saw - RM200.00
(we do not share chainsaws for hygene reasons)

3) Screw driver - RM10.00

4) Elephant glue - RM2.50 per stick

5) Pail - RM2.00 per bucket

6) Plastic tube hose - RM1.20 per meter

7) ICI DULUX Paint - RM 50 per tin of 5 litres

8) Marker pen - RM1.50

9) Cellophane/double-sided tape - RM1.80 per roll

10) Pins - RM1.20 per box

11) Bobby pins - RM1.00 per stack

12) Wig - RM40.00 and above depending on quality and length

13) Bandage - RM6.00 per roll of 2meters

14) Painkillers - RM5.00 per strip

15) Scalpels - RM20.00 per pair

ALL FOR LESS THAN RM1000.00!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!

Be assured that all these instruments to transform you into a beautiful Minx is brand new for hygene reasons!

No one wants blotched operations and suffering with post-op infections due to contaminated instruments , do we?

We also request that during your stay with us that you pass your mobile phones for safe-keeping.
We do not encourage any outside contact, so as to give everyone a big surprise as to how amazing you've become!!!!

So call 012-2962409 quick to make your nearest booking!

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