Monday, December 29, 2008

Global Warming - Tips to save the Earth

Why do we have Tsunami? Hurricane Gloria? Floods? Landslides?
All these amount to Global Warming.

And according to Wiki, Global warming is the increase in the average temperature of the Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-20th century and its projected continuation.

We're not recycling, reusing our old stuff, hence the need to burn them to remake new ones, which in turns produces greenhouse gases yada yada yada, which burns a hole in the Ozone layer, which in turn allows the sun's harmful UV rays to penetrate the earths surface which in turn melts the polar regions, which in turns increases the sea levels, causes warm weathers etc etc etc.

You get the idea?

The reason why we're dying quicker is because of lazy asses like us who destroys the environment.

HARBINGERS: Events that foreshadow the types of impacts likely to become more frequent and widespread with continued warming.
Spreading disease- Chikungunya, Malaria, Aedes
Earlier spring arrival
Plant and animal range shifts and population changes
Coral reef bleaching
Downpours, heavy snowfalls, and flooding - Landslides etc etc
Droughts and fires- Sumatran Forest fires
These are all signs of Global warming that that the world is coming to an end.

There are 3 R's we have to remember. Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle.

Here are some helpful tips to help incorporate the 3Rs into our daily lives.

1) Do you know farting actually depletes the Ozone layer? So save the earth! Keep your farts!

2) Dog died? Then recycle its meat so we don't have to kill another poor animal to eat! But remember to eat it while its meat is still warm! Save the animals from extinction!


3) Shortage of water? Think its a waste to throw the water away after you've mopped the floor? Give your son/daughter/kid brother/sister/yourself a bath! Remember to reuse the water a few times before you really throw it away! Don't worry, the soap will be there to protect you from the dirt from the water!!!!

4) Still got oil left over from the last cook? Reuse it till it's black! Everyone knows that the earth has limited resources left!

5) Do you know that the Carbon monoxide released from your car harms the Ozone too? So, walk/ride/roll to to work! Get some exercise! Or better still, ride your dog! Give him so exercise too!

6) Save water while flushing. Go poop and pee in your garden. Everyone knows that they act as amazing fertilisers for your plants!!!!


7) Reuse your underwear front back, in and out untill there is no other choices left! Save water from washing!


8) Stop using serviettes at restaurants. Need to blow your nose? Wipe your mouth? No worries! Use your own top, or better, someone else's top (secretly) to wipe the dirt away!!!! Save the trees!


9) Instead of using disposable chopsticks, why not just use the twigs from the trees? They function exactly in the same way, plus you can give the tree a good pruning!


10) Save paper! write on walls. They serve the same purpose either way! Plus its a good way of expressing yourself and decorating the place at the same time!

So geared up with your new tips to save the earth, I hope everyone plays a part in preserving our only planet.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!!



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