For Your Eyes only

Right,
so me and Fran were just talking about what kind of make up she is thinking of drawing on herself for her birthday bash.

I of course chose dramatic eyes and nude lips for her.

Just cos she has amazingly round puppy eyes that could talk to you.



Just look at it.

Won't you fall in lurve with her beautiful eyes?

They say that the eyes are windows the person's soul.

Fran's windows shows a sexy minx laying coyly next to a fire place,
wearing nothing but a black organza throw over,
inviting you to come nearer!

YAOZA!

:P

While unfortunately, I have an uneven set of eyes
(consisting of a single eyelid and one double eyelid),
which spells out
-Schizo,
-C-R-A-Z-Y


or as experts may put it nicely in proper sentences,

" Unevenly set eyes convey an unique meaning. Firstly, the person is capable of seeing things from a different perspective and applying lateral thought processes to resolving problems. These people will analyse your comments and observations with a "left-of-field" mentality. Often you will be amazed at the impromptu insights that they offer. If you are looking for someone with a flair for shifting paradigms - then here's your man or woman. These people become invaluable assets to a company looking for ingenuity in it's approach"

Furthermore,

If the eyes slant upwards the person is an opportunist - more so if the brows also slant in that direction (cats eyes look). They know how to get what they want.

Hmmm.

Well said, www.astrology.com! you made me feel so much better about my facial flaws!

So babe, don't worry about that skank.

Go ahead and have an amazing birthday next week.

I wish I could be there to relish in your amazingness.

X