100 Million Dorrars!

If I had 100million dorrars,

I would:

1) buy over the house next door, break the walls between and extend my pavilion.

2) then I'd do the retiling for the whole house!



3) Then have AMAZING bathrooms!


joy!

4) Get a chandelier, cos every rich person's house has a chandelier!!!! :)



(and finally have the money to pay someone to come clean it cos its too freaking high!!)

5) Get a gardener.



Then daddy doesnt have to work his ass off pruning the garden.

6) Give some money to charity.
there is only so much you can donate, cos the rest will be pocketed anyway.
I'd buy real stuff like stationery, proper beds, shoes and underwear for the kids.
Probably a Mum and a Dad too.

7) Get a dog groomer.
Then Sergeant and Rosie wont look like bloody dirty mongrels anymore!!!

8) Invest 50 million in Wawasan 2020.



Its better than FD cos FD only gives you back 3-4% interest.
Wawasan 2020 gives you back 7-8%!

WOO!

9) Decorate my house with Starfishes.

because I like 'em!

10) Give mummy what ever she wants.

face lift,
fancy clothes and bags,
tummy tuck,
whatever, man.

so she can finally HUSH.

11) Get Alex his own tank.


Then he can go destroy the world.

12) Get Keith his own lamborghini.
spelt this way? no?



Then, as he claims, girls will finally like him!!!

13) Start my own plus size fashion clothing line.

Really nice trendy clothes.

Not those kind of Granny stretchy, ugly designed clothes!

14) Buy Martha Stewart so she can heed my beck and call.

So she can plan my parties, cook my food, decorate my house, etc etc etc.

15) Build a dungeon for my evil deeds.

Then I can finally keep Mark Walhberg inside.

*sniggers*

16) Take over the Kinder Bueno Manufacturing Company

Because bueno means good :)

17) Buy over Russell Peters to be my jester.

Then he can make me laugh and pee my pants everyday.

18) Then I can finally redo attic.
Add stairs leading to it, instead of that wobbly dodgy looking aluminium ladder.

19) Finally I can bribe the MPJB to let me extend my bathroom at the balcony. WOOOOO!.

20) Have a walk-in shoe closet.

*screams*

*faints*

*has a miniscule orgasm*

21) I can finally bling up my phone without feeling the pinch of spendthrifity.

No such word?

22) Open a Casino

And name it, Palace of Jo.

Then I'll make loads and loads of money like Lim Goh Tong.

23) Get a Grand Piano.

Then I can buy Jim Brickman to play me my lullabies.



:)

24) Get a Nissan Murano!

Cos' its just sooooo pretty :)

25) Get my own hair stylist.

Because every rich person should look like an overdone Barbie.

26) Have pretty nails all the time.

So I don't have to get fakies and break them in less than a day anymore!!!

27) Buy a branch of Marrybrown.

Then I can have free fried chicken and MAKE money at the same time!

28) Hire Colbie Calliat to strum me her love songs.

Then I can pretend that Love is real.
No?

29) Like every other rich person, I'd hire myself a bodyguard.

And a hot one too!

30) Buy Dad his own boat,



so he doesn't have to go into sea on a teeny weeny raft!

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