Just before we swear off men,
orchop surgically remove their penises while they are asleep,
orsleep with their best friends set their pants on fire,
there are certain things we have remind ourselves why they still serve a slight purpose in our lives (hey we've already invented the vibrator/dildo, IVF [in-vitro fertilisation], lesbianism).
1. SEX is no vibrator/dildo/strap-on. We still need to feel thepenis warmth.
2. It's unbalanced trying to bring a kid up with no father figure.
3. How theysuffocate hold us in their arms when we sleep.
4. How cool they look when they drive.
5. When we need someone to reach the upper most cabinet for us.
6. They can help us fry the egg if the oil spatters too ferociously.
7. Piggybacks <3
8. Being sent flowers :)
9. Someone to carry all your grocery shopping.
10. Someone to help you fix your car/tyre when it breaksdown/punctures.
11. Someone to kill that damn roach.
12. Someone to break our hearts once in a while to teach us that good men are hard to come by.
13. We love to be pampered.
14. Sheer companionship when we're old and wrinkly.
15. To tell you that your ass isn't hugewhen it really is and that you're beautiful when you're really not.
16. Paint our walls/fix our furniture/put out the fire on the stove.
17. Because they ARE smarter than us, and we feel protected.
18. To help us fix things wearen't bother to learn don't know how.
19. Because making out rocks!
20. They look socute harmless when they sleep.
21. Because we won't be alone on V-day.
22. Werefuse to learn how to don't know how to function the electrical appliances.
23. Someone to wake up to in the morning.
24. Someone to come back to at night.
25. They will buy us shoes. No?
26. To constantly remind us that we're the most beautiful and no one can compare to us.
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there are certain things we have remind ourselves why they still serve a slight purpose in our lives (hey we've already invented the vibrator/dildo, IVF [in-vitro fertilisation], lesbianism).
1. SEX is no vibrator/dildo/strap-on. We still need to feel the
2. It's unbalanced trying to bring a kid up with no father figure.
3. How they
4. How cool they look when they drive.
5. When we need someone to reach the upper most cabinet for us.
6. They can help us fry the egg if the oil spatters too ferociously.
7. Piggybacks <3
8. Being sent flowers :)
9. Someone to carry all your grocery shopping.
10. Someone to help you fix your car/tyre when it breaksdown/punctures.
11. Someone to kill that damn roach.
12. Someone to break our hearts once in a while to teach us that good men are hard to come by.
13. We love to be pampered.
14. Sheer companionship when we're old and wrinkly.
15. To tell you that your ass isn't huge
16. Paint our walls/fix our furniture/put out the fire on the stove.
17. Because they ARE smarter than us, and we feel protected.
18. To help us fix things we
19. Because making out rocks!
20. They look so
21. Because we won't be alone on V-day.
22. We
23. Someone to wake up to in the morning.
24. Someone to come back to at night.
25. They will buy us shoes. No?
26. To constantly remind us that we're the most beautiful and no one can compare to us.
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