Thursday, December 11, 2008

Jo's basic necessaties to look good.

Here are a few pieces of advise/clothing/stuffs that will form your basic necessities to look minimally gorgeous.
that's good enough right?

I mean, yes you have your natural beauty,
but you still need to dress up.

Give the right impression,
right time,
right place.

I would start off with my basic colours.

Red

Black

White

Gold

You'll never go wrong with these colours.

I'd also recommend block colours.
Go minimal on the woosha patterns unless you're realllllllllllllllly sure it complements your body and personality.

Jeans

You can wear skinny jeans



on a casual day.
shopping,
dates,
movies,
anything.
They are extremely versatile.

So are bootleg cut jeans.


whichever suits your style!
(bootleg slims your legs so its an amazing choice)

It is so versatile, these good jeans, that you can pair them with,

The SHIFT DRESS



these dress are short.

You can wear them on their own if you feel brave enough,
or pair them with jeans to look decent enough for the office.

Shift dresses are above the knees hence they won't illusionally shorten you.

As well as jeans, you can wear these amazing shift dresses with

LEGGINGS



That's when you don't want to be too formal,

but yet you don't want to show too much skin.

Leggings are fantastic for every non-formal occasion.

That's unless if there's a formal occasion in question,

Then full black stockings are in need.

You can also top the shift dress off with

PUMPS



if you're going shopping
(for added comfort)

or

STILETTOS



if you're on a night out.

A woman should also always have a

little black dress (LBD)

and as cliche as it sounds,
its always a classic.



you can look sexy, casual, formal,
all at the same time with this one dress if you know how to top it off with the correct accessories.

For instance

a stainless steel watch



spells classy.

It does not have to be a branded watch.

Stainless steel watches comes in various designs and are affordable and easy on our purses!

And also the pearl necklace.
(not the kind of wipeable pearl necklaces you're probably thinking of!)



Classic, simple and demure.

Goes with LBD, and red lippy.

Did I mention the need for

clinch-waist belts?



The bring a fresh look to the dresses you wear,

and you can show off your waist line!

Belts are a must have!!!

When you have belts,

here comes

The SUNDRESSES



Good for every occassion .

They are extremely versatile too, depending on the style and colour patterns you choose.

They can transform you.

Plus their colours are amazing.

:)

Every woman shouldn't forget girdles.

Unless you're blessed with a flat torso.



Unfortunately, like 76% of the normal women out there,
we have tummies.

And we have to hide these atrocities from the eyes of the world.

Keep it in, suck it up and stand tall!

Then you'll have an amazing silhouette.

TUBE TOPS

are a must for every occassion you do not wish to flash your amazing and gorgeous titties to the whole world.



They come in various colours and are easy to wear.

Tube tops are not good for clubbing.

WHATS THE POINT OF COVERING YOUR GLORIOUS WOMANHOOD UP?

And if you're not covering your lovely jewels up,

ALWAYS WEAR A PUSH UP BRA



Flaunt them.

And if you don't have any,
push them till they are existent.

Cos' you know,
these babies can get you
ANYTHING YOU WANT.

You knows it.

CLUTCH BAGS



They spell chic, classy, composed.



Plus its good for the current crime rate in Malaysia.

Less sling bags,
less snatching,
less falling down,
less getting rolled over by cars/hitting your head on the curb and dying.

See, clutches have so many purposes.

Plus they prevent you from taking too much junk out.

ONLY the NECESSATIES.

Now, geared with your great outfit at hand,

You need to have GREAT HAIR to go with it.

You'd need

Curling Tongs


to have big amazing I-am-Beyonce hair

or

STRAIGHTENERS



to have amazing sleek and neat I-am-Beyonce hair.

Don't forget your hairspray to keep your curls intact,

and also black bobby-pins!



They are great for styling your hair or keeping your simple styles in place!

Cheap too!

HOOP earrings



Goes with most outfits,

can be turned formal or informal.

You choose.

Who can forget falsies?




Eyelashes, next to mascara,

transforms you from plain jane to glam mam.

They are cheap to buy and can be reused several times.

With falsies, you need

EYELINER
as well.



Turns you from plain jane to Cleopatra.

Well less exaggerated eye liner.

You can choose either

Red lipstick


if you feel bold or daring,
and KLASSIK.

You can stain your lips lightly and get a pink innocent hue!

or

NUDE LIPSTICK

if you want to go neutral.

And who can forget the bestest concealer on earth?



Trust me, this really IS the best concealer on earth.

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