Thursday, January 22, 2009

My men criteria

Joanna likes her men :

  • tall, big and fluffy. Preferably with a tummy.
  • to make her laugh till she pees.
  • with nice long fingers.
  • medium rare, with a side dish of coleslaw and cheesy wedges.
  • with back tattoo. Even though it's okay if they are against tattoos and don't want to have one.
  • who knows how to fix things around the house.
  • not ridiculously good-looking (I have my own reasons ok!)
  • to have deep husky voices.
  • to know where the right places are.
  • to give in to her when no one's looking, and to be man enough in front of the whole world.
  • to be kind and caring.
  • to love animals.
  • who is on-the-go.
  • who is well behaved in front of people.
  • to dress well and presentable.
  • to spoil and pamper her.
  • to stand up for her when she is bullied.
  • to be humble and considerate.
  • who can go shopping with her and tells her the truth about what is nice or not. Not just, yes anything is okay.
  • to always give encouragements, hugs and kisses to cheer her day up.
  • who loves her love for shoes, bags, jewlry and clothes.
  • who loves her cooking (pffffffffffffft I know.)
  • who can stand her family (this is one of the toughest one to crack)
  • to be smart than she is (obviously!)

Joanna DOESN'T like her men to be :

  • a wimp. a pussy. a coward.
  • having bad table manners.
  • grumpy.
  • scheming/cunning.
  • skinny. Or at least skinnier than her. It's pretty easier to be skinnier than me!
  • calculative.
  • a fashion victim.
  • pessimistic. You only need ONE who is that bad in a relationship.
  • good at dancing. It's just wrong.
  • good at honeywords.
  • dumb.
  • egoistic.

You all can see how simple I am!

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