Thursday, April 23, 2009

Spinsterhood or Divorcee?

As I grow older, I have realised that large group of single ladies who are not physically hideous beyond marriage, but instead they are hot, ambitious and successful. But why do they still remain single, or opt out of their sacred matrimony to remain alone? Which is better?

Ah, the lesser of two evils.

Is it better to be a divorcee or remain a spinster all your life?

See, I have this group of virgin friends who are against pre-marital sex. You know, those dorky kinds who believe in internal beauty and that a super handsome guy will come one day and NOT want to have sex with them till they get married and they'd be happy forever.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This shit will only happen in the movies. And even if it happens, the main actress will always be good looking. So if you don't buck your shit up and try to at least be pleasing to the eyes (eg put on some make up, sort your hair out and burn those ugly clothes) you can dream that a handsome guy will walk by and give you a second look.

Truth hurts, yeah I know. The thing with these spinster-potentials is that they dream too much. They think too highly of themselves. One way to sort that out is to find guys your own standard. Ok, if you're butt ugly, then find someone equally as butt uglier or worse. That way you can boost your self esteem and yet not be left on the shelfs. See, if you can pick people, people can pick you too.

So stop tarik-ing your harga, because you know, you have none if you're seriously, that butt ugly.

But then again, this only refers to the kind of girls who are so deluded and naive. Prince charming doesn't drop from the sky onto your laps. You have to work for it. You have to find them. And you have to grab your chance!

Ok, another kind of spinster is the kind of ladies that choose and choose and choose, and by the time they wanna settle down, BOOM. They've past their due date and they are just worthless. In our asian society, once you're past 29, you're practically old shit. I'm sorry to say that, but everyone knows, as your age gets higher, your self worth as a wife goes down. There are ladies who wait and wait for the rich man to pass their lives and they will cling on to him. But guess what, thats not for you to choose if you want to be with a rich guy. Thats your destiny. Many girls fall into this trap of waiting for the 'ONE'. Sorry, the 'RICH ONE'. Then they will commit themselves to him. But many a time, we have to step back and think : Do these rich guys want us? Are we worthy of their money? Are we really THAT HOT?

We all know these rich men want hot ladies, and will prolly cheat if they marry you. So, my only humble advise is to pick someone your own standard. But if you married someone rich, and hes everything you wanted AND he is loyal to you, CONGRATULATIONS. It really is your destiny. But then again, only time will tell if he is all you ever wanted.

Ok, so where was I?

Yes yes, past your due date. Once you're past it, you should count yourself lucky to even have a man wanting to marry you. Most guys go for women much younger than they are. Because you know, once we hit menopause around 40-50, we stop wanting sex. Yes, it is medically proven that our sex libido goes to hell after menopause. And then, you know, guys still want sex at 70. So. Where are they gonna have sex if they aren't allowed to cheat on you? Thats when they become frustrated. Because you know, you're old and saggy and even worse, you wont even suck his dick. So men tend to pick younger women!

Again, there are men who will only stay loyal to their wives and these men have the biggest stash of porn. HAHAHAHA.

Shit I have to stop side tracking.

Anyway, these are the spinsters who will damnfully spend the rest of their lives with their 9 cats.

So, whats so great about being a spinster? Ok, you get to keep your virginity. Ok, you don't have to fork out money to maintain a family. Ok you get to keep your great figure that doesn't go to hell too after you've had your kids. So what no big deal? You're gonna sag anyway once you hit 40.

Ok, on the other hand. So you're married and divorced.

You become the black sheep of the family, but you regain your freedom from whatever that caused you to break up. You get to date again (hopefully you are divorced before 40, cause once you cross that line, you better have kids to keep you company cause we all know where that road leads too). You get financial alimony from your ex, if you have kids. If you're not working, you still get alimony, plus you might get the house, if the Court is kind enough. But in the asian society, do men still want women who has been territorially marked by some other men? Chances are low that you'll re-marry again, but there are other amazing men who are still able to accept these ladies. It's not to say that being a divorcee is the end of your world, but it does lower your chances of being with anyone else, even more so if you have kids. But then there are always exceptions to the general rule, so don't give up if you are a divorcee. Life won't be bad all the time!

Unless you're poor and you have 3 kids to feed, there is hardly any need to remarry because there is a rise on harlem boys (aka toy boys) and you get better and more energictic sex and of course a young handsome boy to make you feel young again!

There is no point to this blog. I was thinking its either I don't marry, or there is a chance I will get divorced - because you know, I'm a major bitch.

So, toodles.

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