I am grateful for...

I am thankful and grateful for :

• the fact that I have an ensuite bathroom. Means I dont have to share my toiletbowl and shampoos with anyone!
• my aircon even though its a gazillion years old and spits ice at me when it feels like it. It means I dont have to sleep in the heat and sweat like cock every night.
• fried chicken. oh. you. are. god. sent.
• Revive drink. There is no other drink better than you are!
• my pretty nice nen nens. Without them I will just be a fat girl with no breasts.
• the fact that I am kiasu in studying. If not, I wouldnt have made it past primary 6. I wasnt a very bright student, I still am not.
• the people who have been kind, generous and patient with me. Without you, I wouldnt have been here today.
• the knowledge of karma. Keeps me in line and prevents me from doing all the evil things.
• having music in my life. I wouldnt know what to turn to in times of need.
• not being butt ugly. I may be fat, but not butt ugly. Hee hee.
• having a cell phone.
  
• not being fatally ill.
• people who understand.
• cars. Then we don't have to walk in the heat.
• body shaping lingerie. My guts havent hung out in a longgg time.
• not having a muffin top.
• being photogenic.
  
• bringing joy into peoples lives (more than heartache).
• skinny jeans!
• having the cutest and most annoying dogs on earth!
• tao kae noi seaweed!
• always having food when I am hungry.
• that there is always someone to drive me to work and pick me up.
• not having to financially support anyone else younger than me.
• rainy days when the weather is hot.
• soggy french fries.
• instant noodles.
• ready to glue manicured nail tips!
• hair straighteners.
• knowing the fact that tomorrow will always be a better day.
• being short. Then I'll always be slightly smaller when tall people stand next to me. Still doesnt hide the fact that Im fatter. hwahwahwahwahwahwa.
• nice teeth. So my parents didnt have to fork out our limited money to get our teeth fixed.
• having nice toes.
• sensitive hearing. I can ALWAYS hear people talk bad about me (when they are close in proximity) when im asleep.
• knowing to read and write in mandarin.
• having a slight upper hand in the kitchen.
• wax. keeps unsightly hair away.
• heels. Makes short people like me look slightly taller.
• CONCEALER. Covers all the ugly and makes you slightly bearable looking.
• super ring chips. yumyumyum.
• the TV sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
• always having a second chance.
• forgiveness.
• having someone there to catch me when I fall.