Would this be a picture of :

a) me drunk ;

b) me just finishing a plate of deep fried chicken with loads of ketchup and mayonaise;

c) me maxing out my credit card on shopping;

d) having an explosive orgasm;

e) seeing that bitch fall down the stairs;

f) getting a big fat pay check;

g) secretly sniggering to myself because someone said some really bad english?

:D