Sunday, September 19, 2010

How to choose the gender of your unborn child!

Did you know that you could choose your baby's sex before actually conceiving them? I used to hear my mum gossip to aunties about it, but when asked she said that I'm a kid and I shouldnt know! And guess what, now that I've asked her again, she again refused to tell me so! OMG. I'm still a kid in her eyes :(.

Anyway, with the technology of google! I have found the most ridiculous ways of choosing the sex of your kids!

For couples who are planning, enjoy!!!!

You're more likely to conceive a boy IF :

You have sex on the day of ovulation , as male sperm are thought to swim faster and reach the egg first

you reach orgasm before your partner, as this releases an alkaline fluid, thought to be more male-sperm friendly than the vagina's natural acidity

you have deep penetration during sex, such as from behind (doggie style)

your partner has a high sperm count. This is because male sperm are not as strong as female sperm, and so the higher the count, the more chance there is of a male sperm reaching the egg first

you avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high

your partner suggested the love-making

you make love at night

you make love on odd days of the month

your partner keeps his genitals cool by wearing boxer shorts and loose-fitting trousers

you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread.

Dads-to-be: Stock up on soda (especially cola drinks).

Gals, sleep to the left of your partner.

Make love when there’s a quarter moon in the sky.

Follow the compass — one of our users swears that pointing the woman’s head north while you make love guarantees a boy.

You're more likely to conceive a girl IF:

You have sex earlier on in your cycle, a few days before your day of ovulation. This is because female sperm are thought to be stronger and therefore last longer than male sperm, who will die off before reaching the egg

your partner reaches orgasm before you

you have sex frequently to lower your partner's sperm count, and so increase the chances of the female sperm reaching the egg first

you keep penetration shallow

you stop having unprotected sex four to five days before ovulation, to minimise the chances of the male sperm reaching the egg first

your partner keeps his genitals warm by wearing close-fitting underwear and tight trousers (although this isn't likely to do his general fertility any good!)

you suggested the love-making

you make love in the afternoon

you make love on even days of the month

you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow

you drink plenty of milk and eat dairy products such as cheese and yoghurt, unsalted foods, rice, pasta, certain vegetables, mineral water, limited amounts of meat and potatoes, but avoid salt and any salty foods, wine and beer, fresh fruit, spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms, chocolate, coffee and tea.

Give in to your chocolate craving (or just eat sweets in general).

AND, theres also a gender calculator if you're interested!


Helps u calculate which month you want to do it to have a certain sex of a child!

Have fun!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think if u wait for a quarter moon, dress in a tutu, dance around a campfire, ur more likely to summon a tooth fairy...

Olivia Jo said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha.

thats freaking hilarious!