Monday, September 13, 2010

Computers are definitely FEMALE



When I saw this, immediately I know that if the computer had a genitalia, it'd be a woman.

Putting this into reality, doesn't that sound familiar?

We get hopping mad with the bfs and they have NO FREAKING IDEA what the hell went wrong and kept trying to guess as we kept refusing to tell them, in hope that they'd know!?

FAT HOPE. THEY NEVER KNEW WHAT THEY DID WRONG AND NEVER KNOW.

See, men and women operate in the darndest ways that one can imagine. It is true when they say that men are from Mars and women are from Venus because we don't understand each other, at all.

Like how they don't understand floral patters, polka dots, we don't understand the need for computer games and the fantasy of half naked women pillow fighting.

Our wants, our needs , are all different from men.

We are extremely unreasonable people, you got to admit it. We always want everything and expect them to know everything (inside our head). But the sad part is, they don't have a clue. Hence they always end up buying us TERRIBLE PRESENTS when unguided.

Miscommunication is the key to the mother of all arguments. you get mad, he gets mad, everyone gets mad. Then the whole thing explodes and there would be the meltdown.

So women, tell your man wtf they did wrong, and save yourself a load of tears and trouble. Men are all literal. When you say nothing is wrong, they'd take the surface value and your whole plot to make him dig for more out of you will backfire miserably in your face.

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