Dear Internet Connection,
It must be your period thats approaching, or someone slept with your router, but, you've been acting up like a proper bitch recently.
I have tons of complain emails from my fans that I have not been updating recently. And because of that, I have to apologise on YOUR BEHALF, to my well appreciated fans, that it is ALL YOUR FAULT, and none of mine.
Because of you, I have delayed happiness due to the inability to check my favourite websites without refreshing ___times.
So, please cure yourself, then I don't have to deprive the world of my lovely stories.
Yours truly,
Joanna
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