Oh hai! I be Ros........zzzzzz...............

For the love of my dog, who is as daft as a pencil (for those who don't understand UK-slang, it means dumber than a piece of paper, or stupider than your left foot), cuter than Hello Kitty, slimey-ier than that green gooey thing from Ghost busters, greedier than a pig, and more attention seeking than I am.

I love you, my stupid, stupid dog.



You who has an extra long tongue and cant seem to keep it in your mouth at all.

You who sleeps 22 hours a day.



I love you!!!

:)