Rattan Hula Hoops.

I have been doing the hula exercise for a while now, and I'm really really good at it. I am specifically using the thickest width hula to be found on the market, and it hurts like hell whenever you miss a cue and it falls.

Anyways, I realised that my body shape has gone wonky because of doing this hula everyday. One body side is slim and the other is protruding. This is because, and I have rationalised this common sensically with myself, that the hula hoop only goes in one direction - clockwise. Hence, the distribution of the muscles and fats will thus and henceforth go that way.

Fuck. Now I am neither round nor apple shaped. I am WONKY.