Sunday, January 31, 2010

Toxic Men

Men who are freeloaders.

We all have encountered these kind of men, whether by relationships, friendships, or by blood. They live off you. They conveniently keep quiet or mention that they forgot to bring their wallets when the bill arrives. They quietly tuck their grocery shopping into your cart and promise to pay you back later but never do. They hang around your house for dinner and leave as soon as they are full. They put on that pity face whenever they need money, but put on an act to refuse it , only to accept it in the manner that they were forced to accept the money.

Women can be leeches. Men cannot. Men are supposed to be the backbone of every relationship. The caveman theory. They bring back the bread, we home-make. We shouldn't fork out a single cent for them unless and only unless in cases of emergencies where our men genuinely needs the money. If you think they'll improve after you've gotten married, chances are, they won't. And you probably need to pay for your own wedding too.

Men who are male chauvinistic pigs (MCPs)

Men who have egos greater than Manhattan. They never lose a fight to a woman (or to a man), and are always right. They don't let their women speak and try to suppress their partner's intellect by appearing to be the alpha one between the both of them. They belittle their partners whenever they are in a group. These men have no sense of right or wrong, except that they're always right and their opinions are the ones that matter the most. Most likely they'll attract women who are compatible so as to put up with their bullshit. If you're not happy in that relationship, it's time to bail. They won't have the time to pull their heads of out their asses to listen to you.

Men who are cheaters.

This is of course rhetorical. You don't need a straight A's student to tell you to leave a man who cheats. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Men who are competitive.

Men who loves to compete everything - salary, cars, friends, social life, clothes, everthing - with you. He laughs in your face when he wins, and scowls like a bitch when he loses. Its obvious he can't stand to lose, and would never, ever, give you, his previous girlfriend a chance not to be put down. Men like these are assholes and only deserves lovely girls who have no ego, no dignity, no passion in life, no fuss, no must. Grirls who have better sense would have kneed him in the nuts early in the relationship and left him unable to reproduce another bastard or bitch like he is.

Men who are metrosexual.

If he's getting prettier than you and is commenting on what facial wash you should use or how the polka dots are making your hips wider than his mums, its time to hit the road, Jack.

Men who have no drive in life.

If he's waiting for you to do everything (and i mean everything a guy should be in charge off) including signing him up for the life insurance, I think it's better for you to kill him off and have that policy compensation come to you. Rids the world of a scumbag and you get to earn some money.

Men who are mummy's boy's.

Unless you're in the good books of his mum, be assured that you'll have hell of a time when she's still around. And mean mummies usually live like, extra long. GOOD LUCK!

Men who talks but has no action.

You know lah, he tells you everything you want to hear. Give you disneyland fairytale story. After 2 years he's still that couch potato you wanted to bake. I know women love hearing stuff. Listening to false hopes is like aural orgasm. But you got to wake up and smell reality. If he didn't get around doing it after a year, he probably won't ever do it.

Men who are wife-beaters, or love screaming at you.

Babe, you deserve respect. Even your father doesnt lay a hand on you or raise his voice that loudly. If he's constantly raising his voice and not yet doing anything physical, well, he's only one vase away from you. Then it'll be the chair. Then it'll be his fists. Whichever arrives first. That guy will beat the shit out of you. And that one day you realise that, will be that one day you're never waking up again from that blow to the head.

Men who are haunted by past loves.

He's always mentioning about her, what she likes, what she does, etc. And from his voice, you can still sense that he longs for her and the break up wasn't his idea. You'll never reach that benchmark no matter how you try. He'll always be hung up on her, and when he's banging you, he's thinking of how her vagina feels more homey than yours. Get out and let him die alone before he kills your soul bit by bit.

Men who are too good to be true.

Way out of your league? Feels like a fairytale story? Feels like you're floating? Too good to be true? It probably is. Time for a reality check, and probably a profile search.


Men who rather you service him than him service you.

selfish. selfish. selfish. selfish. If he's not generous in bed, he's stingy everywhere else.


Men who cramp your style.

Seriously, you got it going and if he's cramping it, what good is he?


Men who are obsessive and possessive.

If he's either one, he's still bearable. But if he's both, its really bad. And as girls, you know how terrible you can get when you're like that. You'll know when he's crossed the line and borderline stalking and harassing you.

Men who are mini Hitlers.

They dictate, dictate and dictate. Short of a tyrant and are extremely controlling. Must wear this, cannot carry that. Eat this, never drink that. Similanjiao lah you damn tuah kee isit can control people like that?!? Limbeh's parents also never control me you want to control me? Fry kite lar you!

You get the idea?


Men who want you to role play.

Once a while and in the bedroom is fun and experimental. But if on a daily basis, and you're starting to look like Ayumi Hamasaki, I think you have a problem. They should love you as who you are (despite all your love handles, flabby arms and saggy tits chin). They shouldn't be asking you to slowly mould yourself into someone they fantasize.


Men who worship the technology more than they worship you.

If they love their technology so much, they're probably gonna love the virtual porn more than you. If they're sitting on the chair and eyes peeled to the screen monitor till theres literally a bonding device connecting the retinas to the monitor, it's best if he married the CPU. You don't want to break his true love up right? And if you're standing naked in front of him and he does not give you a second look (even though you have a bad body shape, men look anyway and oogle), its time to give reboot him.


Men with no manners.

How he treats other people will mirror how he'll treat you. If he's screaming at the waitress on the first date, he's probably gonna scream at you too at the end of the night when you slammed his precious car door a tad too hard.


Men who hate animals

have no souls.


Men who do not want to reproduce, or want any commitment of any kind.

No matter how hot they are, how big their dicks are, how fat their wallets are, leave them. Don't go down that road unless you want the same thing he does. Leave at the first chance you spot the warning signs. Do not hesitate and wait for them to change, because, they won't. They'll only waste your time and let's face it, you're not getting any younger.









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Some fun facts!

Monstrous Beasts: 14 Bizarre Dinosaurs and Extinct Species

Thankfully, evolution has most recently tended to reward creatures for strong thinking abilities, as it’s allowed us to rise to the top of the food chain. If we’d been alive in earlier eras, however, we may not have been so lucky. Different times called for different attributes, and there was a time when size and ferocity were a species‘ most important quality. Here’s an exploration of 14 of the largest, strongest, and in some cases, strangest, creatures that have called our planet home:

(Images via sumner, copyrighted, tenth medieval, wapedia)

The Moa were flightless birds that resided in New Zealand as recently as 1500 AD. Hunted to extinction by Maori tribesmen, this bird’s dominant physical presence wasn’t enough to fight off sharpened spears. At 12 feet in height and over 500 pounds in mass, the Moa make the modern Ostritch seem diminutive.

(Images via sedgwick museum, moblog , ny times, plesiosaur)

Pliosaurs haunted the world’s oceans, attacking with intense power and speed. With short necks and huge jaws, they were killing machines. The largest Pliosaur skeleton was an incredible 52 feet long, with its head making up almost 8 feet of its total length.

(Images via sasquatchers, free republic, unexplained mysteries, crypto mundo, API)

A possible inspiration for King Kong, Gigantopithecus’ appearance resembled modern day apes, only it was much, much larger. The heftiest ape in history, they could top out at nearly 10 feet and weigh over 1,000 pounds. Gigantophithecus was a distant relative of the modern Orangutan, so most artistic depictions take this into account.

(Images via national geographic, WSU, scifi meshes)

Whorl Sharks were similar to their modern cousins despite jetting along almost 300 million years ago. While modern sharks have rows of serrated teeth ready to replace any that fall out, the whorl shark has an interesting lower jaw that looked like a circular saw, where newer teeth would push older teeth further along the line. There’s some debate about the placement of the tooth structure, but regardless of its location in the mouth or deeper in the throat, it had a startlingly unique appearance.

(Images via fmnh, fogato)

Gastornis, formerly known as Diatryma, is another horrifically large flightless bird. The most terrifying aspect of this animal is the fact that its beak implies it was carnivorous.

(Images via uta, atw, deep sea news, dinosaur pictures, hmnh, dinocasts)

Unlike sharks, that have survived for over 400 million years, Dunkleosteus had a short run of 50 million years. They would get up to 30 feet in length and weigh over 4 tons. They were the last of their kind, as we’ve been unable to find any closely related descendants.

(Images via aljazeera)

Little needs to be said about Titanoboa beyond this: 50 feet long and over 2,500 pounds. Like a titanic exaggeration of the modern boa, be thankful this snake went extinct nearly 58 million years ago.

(Images via yale, avph, charlie’s playhouse)

Arthropleura armata was the worst nightmare of any homeowner: an 8 and a half foot long bug. Similar in appearance to the modern centipede, it was one of the first invertebrates on land, and as such, most likely had little to no predators. Thankfully, they lived well over 300 million years ago, and won’t show up in your hallway any time soon.

Even the smallest creatures deserve mention, and the horned gopher (Ceratogaulus Rhinoceros) is no exception. As the smallest mammal to ever have horns, they should have at least a little recognition. It was originally thought the horns were meant for digging, but the consensus now seems to be that they were used for defense.

(Images via sitioco, cope podo, cool fun blog, mediterraneo diving, naturalist)

Jaekelopterus Rhenaniae is similar to Arthropleuria, only it lived in the ocean. At over 8 feet in length, this “sea scropion” (only in appearance) makes the largest lobsters seem like toys. It crawled along the ocean floors nearly 390 million years ago.

(Images via encyclo123, wikipedia, exhibitsrex, zimbio)

Mamenchisaurus looks much like another famous dinosuar, Brontosaurus, and is similar except for one odd difference: neck length. Their necks were up to 46 feet in length and made up 50% of their full body length. They lived nearly 150 million years ago and were entirely herbivorous.

(Images via times online, nature)

What’s more fun than a kangaroo? A 10 foot tall, 500 pound kangaroo. Procoptodon Goliah was a marsupial just like its modern cousins, and had similar features, but with a shorter face and slightly different feet. They were alive as recently as 18,000 years ago and their demise is attributed to human activity.

(Images via abc, avph, absolute astronomy, darwin online)

Macrauchenia lived around 20,000 years ago and were first discovered by Charles Darwin on his famous voyage on the Beagle. These creatures seem like a grab bag of different animals, with a small trunk and a body reminiscent of a camel. Too large to be fast enough, and too small to frighten off potential predators, they never had much of a chance.

(Images via ucmp, blogol, wikimedia)

Chalicotherium was a giant beast that walked on its back feet and knuckles, and used its long arms to pull down high branches for feeding. They were most likely slow and spent a majority of their time consuming leaves. Their only protection was their size and heavy claws on their forelegs, both of which would deter modern predators, but were unexceptional at the time.

Jo's top 100 songs of her lifetime

.............which is probably a useless piece of information to you. Not that you give a shit, but, whatever!

  1. O - Town - All or nothing
  2. Kelly Clarkson - Already Gone
  3. David Cook - Always be my baby
  4. Damien Rice - Amie
  5. All 4 one, Jim Brickman - Beautiful as you
  6. Freddie Fender - Before the next teardrop falls
  7. Boyzone - Better
  8. Jack Johnson - Better together
  9. Damien Rice - Blower's Daughter
  10. Renee Olstead - Breaking up is hard to do
  11. Sade - By your side
  12. Carpenters -Can't smile without you
  13. Adele - Chasing Pavements
  14. Katie Melua - closest thing to crazy
  15. Jack Johnson - Cocoon
  16. John Mayor - Comfortable
  17. Oldies - Don't Cry joni
  18. Gabrielle - Don't need the sun to shine
  19. Bahz Lurhmann - Everybody's free (to wear sun screen)
  20. Iron & Wine - Flightless bird, american mouth
  21. Perry Como - For the good times
  22. Britney Spears (I know, I know ) - From the bottom of my broken heart
  23. Santana & Michelle Branch - The Game of Love
  24. Jim Brickman - The Gift
  25. Michelle Branch - Goodbye to you
  26. 98 Degrees - The hardest thing
  27. Brandy - Have you ever
  28. Perry Como - Hawaiian wedding song
  29. City & Colour - Hello, I'm in Delaware
  30. Plus one - Here in my heart
  31. Evermore - Hey boys and girls
  32. Michael Buble - Home
  33. Michael Buble - Put your head on my shoulder
  34. Michael Buble - You don't know me
  35. Michael Bolton - How am I supposed to live to without you
  36. Joy Enriquez - How can I not love you
  37. Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken heart
  38. Rod Stewart - I don't wanna talk about it
  39. Edwin Mccain - I'll be
  40. Bonnie Raitt - I can't make you love me
  41. Edwin Mccain - I could not ask for more
  42. Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden
  43. Aerosmith - I don't wanna miss a thing
  44. Antony and the Johnsons - I fell in love with a dead boy
  45. Barbara Streisand - I finally found someone
  46. Olivia Newton John - I honestly love you
  47. Beth - I love how you love me
  48. Jheena Lodwick - If you love me
  49. Mouth & Mcneal - I Love you this much
  50. Bee Gees - I started a joke
  51. Carpenters - I won't last a day without you
  52. Trisha Yearwood - I would have loved you anyway
  53. Plus one - Last flight out
  54. Pearl Jam - Last kiss
  55. The Cranberries - Linger
  56. Colbie Caillat - Magic
  57. Colbie Caillat - Realize
  58. The Script -The Man who can't be moved
  59. Los Lonely Boys - More than love
  60. S club 7 - Never had a dream come true
  61. Journey South - Nobody Knows
  62. Azure Ray -November
  63. The Decemberists - Oceanside
  64. The Decemberists- we go down together
  65. Trademark - only love
  66. Sheena Easton - over you
  67. Pink - So what
  68. Nelly furtado - Promiscuous
  69. Michael Buble - Quando, Quando, Quando
  70. Regina Spektor - Samson
  71. Van Morrison - Searching for someone exactly like you
  72. Elvis Costello - She
  73. Shania Twain - You got a way
  74. Santana - smooth
  75. Renee Olstead - someone to watch over you
  76. One Republik - Stop & Stare
  77. Joshua Radin - Sundrenched world
  78. Shontelle - Tshirt
  79. Rihanna - Take a bow
  80. Katy Perry - Thinking of you
  81. N'Sync - This I promise you
  82. Alex E - Tonight
  83. Ryan Cabrerra - True
  84. Boys like girls - two is better than one
  85. Shakira - Underneath your clothes
  86. Kate Winslet - What if
  87. Jonas Brothers - When you look me in the eyes
  88. The Shirelles - Will you still love me tomorrow
  89. Bonnie Sommerville - Winding road
  90. Chris Brown - with you
  91. Eric Clapton - Wonderful tonight
  92. James Blunt - you're beautiful
  93. Lifehouse - you and me
  94. Dixie Chicks - You were mine
  95. Air supply - you are the reason
  96. Bay City Rollers - The way I feel tonight
  97. Jim Brickman - Valentine
  98. Matt Monroe - Walk away
  99. O-Town - Painter
  100. Hinder - Lips of an Angel

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Edel, look at my shoes!










Edel,

I realised that these pair isn't the same as what you wanted! Don't know why it made me think of it though???????

But nevertheless, still pretty hot shoes!

HEeee :)
I was introduced to an older friend today. And just after some time of words exchanged, he said that I was afraid. Not of anything, but generally just afraid.

Did I somehow expose myself during the conversations, or did my fear just quietly leak out?

I had no clue.

But he was spot on correct.

I was afraid. I was afraid of risking it. I was afraid to lose everything I built so hard. I was afraid to let everyone see that I was shivering inside.

How did he ever know?

I put on my act so well everyday I was sure it was foolproof.
But I guess I was wrong.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Why big boobies arent that great



Breasts, boobs, jugs, titties, whatever you call them, everyone wants them.

Men AND women both want them (talking bout au naturel boobies).

Women who are not as well endowed as others want big boobies. And lets face it, men love big boobies, or rather, world class cleavages. Anything too big and its just excess.

But having big breasts isn't a complete blessing. It always has a string attached.

Yes we may get the job done easier. Yes men tend to sway toward us if we used them properly. Yes we may look sluttier than the average.

But so what?!?!?!?!?!!?

We have to pay more for bigger cup bras. D cup and above (sad to say), and we have to fork out more for bloody material, lace, lycra and clasps.

We are much more prone to back pain due to the large load at the front.

We can't wear low cut tops or dresses without looking too obvious and too provocative.

We can't run or jog as fast as flatter chest ladies.

We get more tired after running with the load as compared to the flatter chests.

We tend to sag terribly and earlier as compared to the flatter chests.

It's harder for us to sleep chest down.

Can't wear button down blouses without wearing a tube.

You may have to rest those big boobies on the table while paying attention to the teacher/boss.

We'll get more stretches when we're lactating.

You attract jealousy. women, tranvestites, etc.

You can't jump very high. The gravity works terribly on your titties.



So you know honeys, bad things come along with good things as well!

So be happy you have normal-asian sized boobies! (please don't kill me >_<)