Penis v Person

My friend and I were talking about the size of a man's penis in relation to his physical looks and character and financial status. God's pretty fair.

Here's a sum of it.

1. Handsome guy + Great personality + prince charming = SMALL DICK
2. Handsome guy + money + asshole + jerk = BIG DICK BASTARD
   
3. Ugly guy + Nice car + money = SMALL DICK
4. Ugly guy + Great Personality = OK DICK (but variable)
5. Average looking guy + average financial status + Average car = HUSBAND MATERIAL
   
6. Average looking guy + nice car + money = BIG DICK (variable)
   
7. Average looking guy + no money + no job + no car = BIG DICK
8. Average looking guy + Muscular Body + average financial status = SMALL DICK
9. Handsome guy + no money + nice car = AUNTY KILLER
10. Cute guy + no money + works behind a bar = GREAT SEX
11. Ugly + no money + no job + in jail = RAPIST/ROBBER
12. Handsome + money + mysterious + in jail = MURDERER
13. Handsome + money + car (variable) + charming = INSURANCE SELLER
14. Tall + Skinny = LONG + THIN (variable)
    
15. Short + stout = THICK
16. Tall + Big = LONG + THICK (depending on race)
17. Average height + average size = AVERAGE DICK. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
    
18. Short + skinny = WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!?!
19. Caucasian + Asian = AVERAGE DICK (variable depending on God's wish)
20. Intelligent + High posted Job = SMALL DICK. He didnt have to sleep all his way up, did he????
21. Poor man + rich wife = BIG DICK
22. Rich man + hot wife = SMALL DICK