Breasts, boobs, jugs, titties, whatever you call them, everyone wants them.
Men AND women both want them (talking bout au naturel boobies).
Women who are not as well endowed as others want big boobies. And lets face it, men love big boobies, or rather, world class cleavages. Anything too big and its just excess.
But having big breasts isn't a complete blessing. It always has a string attached.
Yes we may get the job done easier. Yes men tend to sway toward us if we used them properly. Yes we may look sluttier than the average.
But so what?!?!?!?!?!!?
We have to pay more for bigger cup bras. D cup and above (sad to say), and we have to fork out more for bloody material, lace, lycra and clasps.
We are much more prone to back pain due to the large load at the front.
We can't wear low cut tops or dresses without looking too obvious and too provocative.
We can't run or jog as fast as flatter chest ladies.
We get more tired after running with the load as compared to the flatter chests.
We tend to sag terribly and earlier as compared to the flatter chests.
It's harder for us to sleep chest down.
Can't wear button down blouses without wearing a tube.
You may have to rest those big boobies on the table while paying attention to the teacher/boss.
We'll get more stretches when we're lactating.
You attract jealousy. women, tranvestites, etc.
Men AND women both want them (talking bout au naturel boobies).
Women who are not as well endowed as others want big boobies. And lets face it, men love big boobies, or rather, world class cleavages. Anything too big and its just excess.
But having big breasts isn't a complete blessing. It always has a string attached.
Yes we may get the job done easier. Yes men tend to sway toward us if we used them properly. Yes we may look sluttier than the average.
But so what?!?!?!?!?!!?
We have to pay more for bigger cup bras. D cup and above (sad to say), and we have to fork out more for bloody material, lace, lycra and clasps.
We are much more prone to back pain due to the large load at the front.
We can't wear low cut tops or dresses without looking too obvious and too provocative.
We can't run or jog as fast as flatter chest ladies.
We get more tired after running with the load as compared to the flatter chests.
We tend to sag terribly and earlier as compared to the flatter chests.
It's harder for us to sleep chest down.
Can't wear button down blouses without wearing a tube.
You may have to rest those big boobies on the table while paying attention to the teacher/boss.
We'll get more stretches when we're lactating.
You attract jealousy. women, tranvestites, etc.
You can't jump very high. The gravity works terribly on your titties.
So you know honeys, bad things come along with good things as well!
So be happy you have normal-asian sized boobies! (please don't kill me >_<)
4 comments:
Everything you said about big boobs is true ! also not to mention all the big size bra tends to look ugly compare to those A & B cups.
But i shall not complain to much as i know many woman out there dying to have bigger boobs ! :P
yes lah, but they always envy big boobs, they dono how we suffer with big boobies also! kekekeke!!!!
when i come bk cny with lily, we should meet up lah!
yah that is a great idea, to meet up in person ! also can compare boobs size muahahhahah......
wahahahahah.don like that. many people will throw stones at us :P:P:P kekekekek
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