New Year Resolutions

This year is a brand new spanking year. Of course there'll always be resolutions that'll will never come true, but you know, for laughs, I'll tell you them!

• Lose 10kgs. (of course! my main thing is to lose weight, but you know, that'll never happen)
• Stop eating fried chicken. (hah, you know that'll never happen either)
• Be reasonable to the boy. (thats a really tough one.)
• Cut down the shopping by half. (I'd rather die)
• Be courteous on the road/less road rage (thats slightly doable)
• Have more patience and faith.
• Stop buying shoes. (WTF!)
• Get married (it'll never happen.......this year)
• Tidy my room....completely (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
• Save more money (it's gonna be tough)
• bathe my dogs weekly.
• Stop watching Friends.
• stop kicking my dogs.
• waking up early in the morning so the day's not wasted (pfffffffffffffft. sleep is great!)
• Stop being such a critic. (but thats my job!)
• Be employee of the year (you know I always am!)
• Pamper myself and go for more pedicures (but its so geli!)
• Camwhore less (it's like asking me to eat less fried chicken!)
• Eat more fish (I hate that fishy smell :(
• Be less friendly.
• Recycle!
• Do more masks.
• Be less jealous.
• Stop wrenching acrylic nails off my real ones.
• Try to exercise more (HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA)
• Sleep at 10pm, because I need 10hrs sleep.
• Bitch less about people.
• Have a less firey temper.
• Be contented with what I have (this is v important)
• visit grandparents more.
• Use my mobilephone less.
• stay off facebook as much as possible.
• Take time out to paint.
• Be more interested in politics and economy (snoreeeeeeeeeeeee)

Wah so many things more to add, but I just can't remember them all in this moment! :)

What are you resolutions that you'll never intend to keep?