Men who are freeloaders.
We all have encountered these kind of men, whether by relationships, friendships, or by blood. They live off you. They conveniently keep quiet or mention that they forgot to bring their wallets when the bill arrives. They quietly tuck their grocery shopping into your cart and promise to pay you back later but never do. They hang around your house for dinner and leave as soon as they are full. They put on that pity face whenever they need money, but put on an act to refuse it , only to accept it in the manner that they were forced to accept the money.
Women can be leeches. Men cannot. Men are supposed to be the backbone of every relationship. The caveman theory. They bring back the bread, we home-make. We shouldn't fork out a single cent for them unless and only unless in cases of emergencies where our men genuinely needs the money. If you think they'll improve after you've gotten married, chances are, they won't. And you probably need to pay for your own wedding too.
Men who are male chauvinistic pigs (MCPs)
Men who have egos greater than Manhattan. They never lose a fight to a woman (or to a man), and are always right. They don't let their women speak and try to suppress their partner's intellect by appearing to be the alpha one between the both of them. They belittle their partners whenever they are in a group. These men have no sense of right or wrong, except that they're always right and their opinions are the ones that matter the most. Most likely they'll attract women who are compatible so as to put up with their bullshit. If you're not happy in that relationship, it's time to bail. They won't have the time to pull their heads of out their asses to listen to you.
Men who are cheaters.
This is of course rhetorical. You don't need a straight A's student to tell you to leave a man who cheats. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Men who are competitive.
Men who loves to compete everything - salary, cars, friends, social life, clothes, everthing - with you. He laughs in your face when he wins, and scowls like a bitch when he loses. Its obvious he can't stand to lose, and would never, ever, give you, his previous girlfriend a chance not to be put down. Men like these are assholes and only deserves lovely girls who have no ego, no dignity, no passion in life, no fuss, no must. Grirls who have better sense would have kneed him in the nuts early in the relationship and left him unable to reproduce another bastard or bitch like he is.
Men who are metrosexual.
If he's getting prettier than you and is commenting on what facial wash you should use or how the polka dots are making your hips wider than his mums, its time to hit the road, Jack.
Men who have no drive in life.
If he's waiting for you to do everything (and i mean everything a guy should be in charge off) including signing him up for the life insurance, I think it's better for you to kill him off and have that policy compensation come to you. Rids the world of a scumbag and you get to earn some money.
Men who are mummy's boy's.
Unless you're in the good books of his mum, be assured that you'll have hell of a time when she's still around. And mean mummies usually live like, extra long. GOOD LUCK!
Men who talks but has no action.
You know lah, he tells you everything you want to hear. Give you disneyland fairytale story. After 2 years he's still that couch potato you wanted to bake. I know women love hearing stuff. Listening to false hopes is like aural orgasm. But you got to wake up and smell reality. If he didn't get around doing it after a year, he probably won't ever do it.
Men who are wife-beaters, or love screaming at you.
Babe, you deserve respect. Even your father doesnt lay a hand on you or raise his voice that loudly. If he's constantly raising his voice and not yet doing anything physical, well, he's only one vase away from you. Then it'll be the chair. Then it'll be his fists. Whichever arrives first. That guy will beat the shit out of you. And that one day you realise that, will be that one day you're never waking up again from that blow to the head.
Men who are haunted by past loves.
He's always mentioning about her, what she likes, what she does, etc. And from his voice, you can still sense that he longs for her and the break up wasn't his idea. You'll never reach that benchmark no matter how you try. He'll always be hung up on her, and when he's banging you, he's thinking of how her vagina feels more homey than yours. Get out and let him die alone before he kills your soul bit by bit.
Men who are too good to be true.
Way out of your league? Feels like a fairytale story? Feels like you're floating? Too good to be true? It probably is. Time for a reality check, and probably a profile search.
Men who rather you service him than him service you.
selfish. selfish. selfish. selfish. If he's not generous in bed, he's stingy everywhere else.
We all have encountered these kind of men, whether by relationships, friendships, or by blood. They live off you. They conveniently keep quiet or mention that they forgot to bring their wallets when the bill arrives. They quietly tuck their grocery shopping into your cart and promise to pay you back later but never do. They hang around your house for dinner and leave as soon as they are full. They put on that pity face whenever they need money, but put on an act to refuse it , only to accept it in the manner that they were forced to accept the money.
Women can be leeches. Men cannot. Men are supposed to be the backbone of every relationship. The caveman theory. They bring back the bread, we home-make. We shouldn't fork out a single cent for them unless and only unless in cases of emergencies where our men genuinely needs the money. If you think they'll improve after you've gotten married, chances are, they won't. And you probably need to pay for your own wedding too.
Men who are male chauvinistic pigs (MCPs)
Men who have egos greater than Manhattan. They never lose a fight to a woman (or to a man), and are always right. They don't let their women speak and try to suppress their partner's intellect by appearing to be the alpha one between the both of them. They belittle their partners whenever they are in a group. These men have no sense of right or wrong, except that they're always right and their opinions are the ones that matter the most. Most likely they'll attract women who are compatible so as to put up with their bullshit. If you're not happy in that relationship, it's time to bail. They won't have the time to pull their heads of out their asses to listen to you.
Men who are cheaters.
This is of course rhetorical. You don't need a straight A's student to tell you to leave a man who cheats. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Men who are competitive.
Men who loves to compete everything - salary, cars, friends, social life, clothes, everthing - with you. He laughs in your face when he wins, and scowls like a bitch when he loses. Its obvious he can't stand to lose, and would never, ever, give you, his previous girlfriend a chance not to be put down. Men like these are assholes and only deserves lovely girls who have no ego, no dignity, no passion in life, no fuss, no must. Grirls who have better sense would have kneed him in the nuts early in the relationship and left him unable to reproduce another bastard or bitch like he is.
Men who are metrosexual.
If he's getting prettier than you and is commenting on what facial wash you should use or how the polka dots are making your hips wider than his mums, its time to hit the road, Jack.
Men who have no drive in life.
If he's waiting for you to do everything (and i mean everything a guy should be in charge off) including signing him up for the life insurance, I think it's better for you to kill him off and have that policy compensation come to you. Rids the world of a scumbag and you get to earn some money.
Men who are mummy's boy's.
Unless you're in the good books of his mum, be assured that you'll have hell of a time when she's still around. And mean mummies usually live like, extra long. GOOD LUCK!
Men who talks but has no action.
You know lah, he tells you everything you want to hear. Give you disneyland fairytale story. After 2 years he's still that couch potato you wanted to bake. I know women love hearing stuff. Listening to false hopes is like aural orgasm. But you got to wake up and smell reality. If he didn't get around doing it after a year, he probably won't ever do it.
Men who are wife-beaters, or love screaming at you.
Babe, you deserve respect. Even your father doesnt lay a hand on you or raise his voice that loudly. If he's constantly raising his voice and not yet doing anything physical, well, he's only one vase away from you. Then it'll be the chair. Then it'll be his fists. Whichever arrives first. That guy will beat the shit out of you. And that one day you realise that, will be that one day you're never waking up again from that blow to the head.
Men who are haunted by past loves.
He's always mentioning about her, what she likes, what she does, etc. And from his voice, you can still sense that he longs for her and the break up wasn't his idea. You'll never reach that benchmark no matter how you try. He'll always be hung up on her, and when he's banging you, he's thinking of how her vagina feels more homey than yours. Get out and let him die alone before he kills your soul bit by bit.
Men who are too good to be true.
Way out of your league? Feels like a fairytale story? Feels like you're floating? Too good to be true? It probably is. Time for a reality check, and probably a profile search.
Men who rather you service him than him service you.
selfish. selfish. selfish. selfish. If he's not generous in bed, he's stingy everywhere else.
Men who cramp your style.
Seriously, you got it going and if he's cramping it, what good is he?
Men who are obsessive and possessive.
They dictate, dictate and dictate. Short of a tyrant and are extremely controlling. Must wear this, cannot carry that. Eat this, never drink that. Similanjiao lah you damn tuah kee isit can control people like that?!? Limbeh's parents also never control me you want to control me? Fry kite lar you!
You get the idea?
Men who want you to role play.
Once a while and in the bedroom is fun and experimental. But if on a daily basis, and you're starting to look like Ayumi Hamasaki, I think you have a problem. They should love you as who you are (despite all your love handles, flabby arms and saggytits chin). They shouldn't be asking you to slowly mould yourself into someone they fantasize.
Men who worship the technology more than they worship you.
If they love their technology so much, they're probably gonna love the virtual porn more than you. If they're sitting on the chair and eyes peeled to the screen monitor till theres literally a bonding device connecting the retinas to the monitor, it's best if he married the CPU. You don't want to break his true love up right? And if you're standing naked in front of him and he does not give you a second look (even though you have a bad body shape, men look anyway and oogle), its time to give reboot him.
Men with no manners.
How he treats other people will mirror how he'll treat you. If he's screaming at the waitress on the first date, he's probably gonna scream at you too at the end of the night when you slammed his precious car door a tad too hard.
Men who hate animals
have no souls.
Men who do not want to reproduce, or want any commitment of any kind.
No matter how hot they are, how big their dicks are, how fat their wallets are, leave them. Don't go down that road unless you want the same thing he does. Leave at the first chance you spot the warning signs. Do not hesitate and wait for them to change, because, they won't. They'll only waste your time and let's face it, you're not getting any younger.
Seriously, you got it going and if he's cramping it, what good is he?
Men who are obsessive and possessive.
If he's either one, he's still bearable. But if he's both, its really bad. And as girls, you know how terrible you can get when you're like that. You'll know when he's crossed the line and borderline stalking and harassing you.
Men who are mini Hitlers.They dictate, dictate and dictate. Short of a tyrant and are extremely controlling. Must wear this, cannot carry that. Eat this, never drink that. Similanjiao lah you damn tuah kee isit can control people like that?!? Limbeh's parents also never control me you want to control me? Fry kite lar you!
You get the idea?
Men who want you to role play.
Once a while and in the bedroom is fun and experimental. But if on a daily basis, and you're starting to look like Ayumi Hamasaki, I think you have a problem. They should love you as who you are (despite all your love handles, flabby arms and saggy
Men who worship the technology more than they worship you.
If they love their technology so much, they're probably gonna love the virtual porn more than you. If they're sitting on the chair and eyes peeled to the screen monitor till theres literally a bonding device connecting the retinas to the monitor, it's best if he married the CPU. You don't want to break his true love up right? And if you're standing naked in front of him and he does not give you a second look (even though you have a bad body shape, men look anyway and oogle), its time to give reboot him.
Men with no manners.
How he treats other people will mirror how he'll treat you. If he's screaming at the waitress on the first date, he's probably gonna scream at you too at the end of the night when you slammed his precious car door a tad too hard.
Men who hate animals
have no souls.
Men who do not want to reproduce, or want any commitment of any kind.
No matter how hot they are, how big their dicks are, how fat their wallets are, leave them. Don't go down that road unless you want the same thing he does. Leave at the first chance you spot the warning signs. Do not hesitate and wait for them to change, because, they won't. They'll only waste your time and let's face it, you're not getting any younger.
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I feel bad for any poor bastard who ends up with you ...
LMAO.... What's left?
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