Did you know that you could choose your baby's sex before actually conceiving them? I used to hear my mum gossip to aunties about it, but when asked she said that I'm a kid and I shouldnt know! And guess what, now that I've asked her again, she again refused to tell me so! OMG. I'm still a kid in her eyes :(.
Anyway, with the technology of google! I have found the most ridiculous ways of choosing the sex of your kids!
For couples who are planning, enjoy!!!!
You're more likely to conceive a boy IF :
You have sex on the day of ovulation , as male sperm are thought to swim faster and reach the egg first
you reach orgasm before your partner, as this releases an alkaline fluid, thought to be more male-sperm friendly than the vagina's natural acidity
you have deep penetration during sex, such as from behind (doggie style)
your partner has a high sperm count. This is because male sperm are not as strong as female sperm, and so the higher the count, the more chance there is of a male sperm reaching the egg first
you avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high
your partner suggested the love-making
you make love at night
you make love on odd days of the month
your partner keeps his genitals cool by wearing boxer shorts and loose-fitting trousers
you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread.
Dads-to-be: Stock up on soda (especially cola drinks).
Gals, sleep to the left of your partner.
Make love when there’s a quarter moon in the sky.
Follow the compass — one of our users swears that pointing the woman’s head north while you make love guarantees a boy.
You're more likely to conceive a girl IF:
You have sex earlier on in your cycle, a few days before your day of ovulation. This is because female sperm are thought to be stronger and therefore last longer than male sperm, who will die off before reaching the egg
your partner reaches orgasm before you
you have sex frequently to lower your partner's sperm count, and so increase the chances of the female sperm reaching the egg first
you keep penetration shallow
you stop having unprotected sex four to five days before ovulation, to minimise the chances of the male sperm reaching the egg first
your partner keeps his genitals warm by wearing close-fitting underwear and tight trousers (although this isn't likely to do his general fertility any good!)
you suggested the love-making
you make love in the afternoon
you make love on even days of the month
you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow
you drink plenty of milk and eat dairy products such as cheese and yoghurt, unsalted foods, rice, pasta, certain vegetables, mineral water, limited amounts of meat and potatoes, but avoid salt and any salty foods, wine and beer, fresh fruit, spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms, chocolate, coffee and tea.
Give in to your chocolate craving (or just eat sweets in general).
AND, theres also a gender calculator if you're interested!
Helps u calculate which month you want to do it to have a certain sex of a child!
Have fun!
2 comments:
i think if u wait for a quarter moon, dress in a tutu, dance around a campfire, ur more likely to summon a tooth fairy...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha.
thats freaking hilarious!
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