Bad Romance

As I was watching this video, a few things ran through my mind :

1) How catchy is this tune?

2) Why is the video so eerie?

3) Why did she hire retards as dancers and/or hire dancers to dance like retards?

4) What are those shoes she is wearing? She looks like a Veloceraptor!

5) Why does she look like Gollum/Smeagle in one of the scenes? with the implants at the back?

6) This is possibly the first time I've ever seen her full face! She has a really hot body!

7) Was she wearing a polar bear skin as her train/outfit? Peta will never hear the end of this!

8) How did they make her eyes so big and round in one of the scenes? (I'm a tech retard !) It's adorable!

Oh well, my 2cents thoughts for this MV. Really cool though!