Asshole drivers

If there's one thing I hate about assholes, it will be assholes on the roads, driving cars.

My goodness, I tell you, their stupidity outdoes them ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Its like they've graduated from the University of Oxymorons.

WTF man, drive on your own lane, if you are slow, go to the 3rd lane. Don't freaking hog the express lane.

If you don't know how to do side parking, don't try it at other people's expense and time. You'll only infuriate us more.

If you're old, please just stay at home and not drive out. Do you know how dangerous it would be not only to you, but also to us?

If you can't drive properly, please permanently migrate back to KL or SG (hah, thats a mean joke).

ANYWAYS. About Singaporean drivers in JB. If you don't know our fucking roads, then get off it! Don't treat it like your grandfather's road and take your own sweet time ok. I know your cars much nicer than ours, but nonit to hao lian drive like turtle like that ok? Want to turn corner also dono how to turn, scared our curb eat your car isit? (acutually Malaysians act like this in Singapore and we get honked off the roads because of it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

While I'm on that matter, it doesnt matter if you're a Singaporean or a person just unfamiliar in the territory. It doesn't give you the right to drive like an idiot on the roads. I may not be a good driver, but I'm pretty good at side parkings, butt parkings, and not simply parking anywhere I like. I got principles wan ok? Just so your car big can park anywhere you like and ask other people fuck off isit? Diu nia seng.

Actually JB alot of drivers who also drive like cock. Fucking hell, at least the Singaporean drivers are slow and steady. JB drivers like F1 racers ok with cheap cars. Want to turn no signal. Don't want to turn signal like hell. Nabeh. Want that particular carpark space faster rush into it scared people take.

This happened today :

Me and mum went grocery shopping. We were about to turn into a car park lot when a mercedes (from another entrance to the car park lot) zoomed into the space. WTF man we had to emergency break. Cars are not supposed to go at this speed and thank goodness mum's emergency break was quick if not he can kiss his wife n kid bye bye. Fucker still got cheek. I wind down my window and fuck gao him. I said " Next time drive please know how to slow down and see if there's any other cars turning (it was a blind spot for cars coming my direction while it wasn't for him)." Then he said, " so many parking spaces what".

Then I super dulan already. I shouted. "JUST FUCKING BRAKE NEXT TIME YOU'RE COMING ROUND THE CORNER. WHAT IF OTHER CAR CRASHES INTO YOU? YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE ISIT? !@)(#!)!@($!*(*!(#*!@(*)!(@!)(!!!!!!!!!" along with other vulgarities.

I was so pissed, I was about to go down and fuck gao him somemore. Nia seng drive merc den nonit to die? Cibai laoniang blood boil lor. My mother was so afraid I'd go down and slap him she told me to cool down. Lanjiao fucker still got cheek to pretend nothing wrong and that it was rightful of him to spend in an enclosed parking lot. He's father buy the whole building wan meh? Even if he bought, his mother never teach him road manners wan meh? CCB!

If you think I have anger problems, you are mistaken. I HATE STUPID UNREASONABLE PEOPLE. If you drive slowly and still want to go in, well let you. But if you act like its your fucking birthright, then don't expect me to be kind to you.