The Mother of all quizzical Questions that no one knows why.

This would be the mother of all quizzical questions that no one knows why.

Even the mystery of which came first, the chicken or the egg, has been cracked. And this. This has yet to be known as to WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


WHY?~!!!!!!!!????????????????????????

WHY DO OLD SINGAPOREANS DRIVE LIKE FUCK IN MALAYSIA?

Note: this is only referred to singaporeans who drive like fuck in msia. If you don't drive like fuck, or don't think u drive like fuck, then its not you. Very subjective topic as to whether you knowingly know that you're a shitty driver or not. Or you're just oblivious about the whole thing. ANYWAY!

Note : this also only refers to a portion of the singaporean chinese. the malays drive fantastically. some of the indians do as well. but generallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly. chinese. you. suck.at.driving.

To continue with my analysis of this shockingly rude mystery. Why do singaporeans drive well in singapore, and come into malaysia and drive like fuck?

is it

a) this is to release all their pent up stress of having to drive in an orderly manner on all singapore roads for if they shall default in their actions, they will be heavily compounded and have demerit points off their already negative marks.

b) those who drive like fuck in malaysia also drives like fuck in singapore. so if one is going to drive like fuck, might as well drive like fuck in a lawless place in malaysia where violence and road rage prevails over the armed forces.

c) they've actually entered into the magical closet known as the customs immigration and magically appeared in Marnia (Malaysian narnia) where all roads lead to the ice queen and are slippery, dangerous, and filled with goat-men.

d) they think they are our lao pek and can drive like it is their roads. Somemore can show us cibai face when we honk them for driving like fucks. SHOW US LANJIAO FACE SOMEMORE.

e) they think they are more superior than us. and that they can drive however they want and we don't dare to bang them just because their car shinier than ours, we cannot afford to pay compensation. well guess what fuckers, THERE IS NO LAW THAT YOU CAN CLAIM AGAINST US WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR TERRITORY DRIVING LIKE FUCK AND KENA SCRATCH/BANG! boooooooooooooooooooooooooyah. learn this. you have been warned. there is nothing you can do about the law when it comes to claiming from our insurance companies. and like our system here. WE HAVE NO SYSTEM.

f) they actually have no licenses. So when they come out of the customs, they switch palce with the original drivers, just to have a go at driving and since malaysia has no law, no one will catch them. YES THAT IS TRUE. BUT WE WILL SCRATCH YOUR CAR AND PUNCTURE YOUR TYRES IF YOU PUSH US OFF THE EDGE. i suspect alot of these people are still in the process of getting their licenses and where else to practices besides malaysia? then when they come over they realise they're fucked because everyones an agressive driver here.


You fuckers really haven kena beaten up yet. then when kena beaten up say its us who are violent and boh tak chek. when you yourself drive like cibai like that. linabeh beh hiao hua chia mai lai malaysia la. hua kana lanjiao nia. limpeh PUIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh. kanasai. license min chai si buay teng lai eh simi si.

to be honest, i am fine with singaporeans. but its when we're rushing to places, and you're in the express lane driving like an old woman and braking at every fucking nothing, is what pisses us off. you have no sense of hearing when you hear us honking away and flashing our highlights. and oh you guys are so oblivious to the laws of the roads.

Please if you're going to drive like fuck, dont do it here. go back to singapore and drive. if you're not confident in your driving, take the public transport FFS. our crazy bus drivers who gets into accidents every now and then drives better than you!

And we apologise profusely should we have any of our drivers driving like cock in singapore. we really do. of course they are minorities in singapore because its just so bloody expensive to even go into SG. $20 fucking dollars to just enter. and thats not even incl the ERP. And you guys only need to pay less than RM3 to come into malaysia. stupid customs. don't even know what they're thinking.

So please, someone tell me, why is JB swarmed with singaporean drivers whos licenses we suspect are bought with undertable money? It's like driving schools teach you nothing at all!