If I could have it my way.....

.....I'd make sure that work starts at 10am, and ends at 2pm. And still get paid in full!

.....the working week would only last 3 days. tues till thurs.

..... Anything below an XL would be made an invalid size, and needs to be specially tailored. HAH!

.....all imported cars would have an RM80,000.00 cap.

.....All long distance travel buses would be banned. Promoting flights, saves time and promote efficiency and cut down on road traffic accidents.

.....Singaporeans would not be allowed to drive in Malaysia. EVER.

.....cosmetic surgery would be so much more affordable. Like the price of the most expensive facial you've ever gotten.

.....alot of the customs immigration officials would be fired and burnt.

.....alcoholic shots would be capped at RM5.00 and not watered down. Beer would be RM7.00 per pint. Everything would be in pint glasses and not mugs.

.....idiots wearing snow boots and winter shawls in this fucking weather would be shot.

.....assholes wearing glasses in clubs thinking they're as cool as Usher would have their eyes gouged out.

......Jho Low would be my best friend.

......animal cruelty would result in death penalty.

......hudud law would be highly enforced. eg. rapists would have their penises whacked off, robbers and theives would have both hands chopped off.

.....have the customs thoroughly check the singaporeans car just as how they thoroughly check ours at their customs.

.....the steel-rice-bowl workers would not be lazing around waiting for their boss to feed them. bums.

.....there'd be another chatchujat in JB.

.....offices would have built in beds on the walls so we can nap whenever we're tired during break times.

.....annoying insurance sellers would be dead.

.....slow drivers and/or terrible drivers will be shot dead as well.

.....memory erasing would be widely popular.

.....old folks homes and orphanages would have a better living standard.

.....people who neglect their parents and chuck them in old folks homes would have their own kids legally kidnap and starved until they take back their parents and treat them the way they should. they would also be monitored 247.

.....people would be legally able to kill their other half if caught cheating or in compromising positions.

.....there would be more KFCs than MCDs.

.....women would be able to get (an) off day(s) when they're menstruating.

.....alcohol would be created to make you high, and not hung over.

.....there would be no charges for women taking advantage of men in whatsoever manner.

.....mash potatos would replace rice.