Thursday, April 2, 2009

Profanities.

Ok, so most people who know me knows that I'm not the most polite person to be with.

You guessed it right, I am so foul mouthed I can curse so well that people think I'm just speaking.

I don't use words like shucks, dang, or other polite words that cover the real fact you just want to !@)#!(!%(!$!*@!*. I'm not that hypocritcal. Infact, if I think you're an asshole, I'll tell you you're an asshole.

Why on earth do people use words that sort of means the same thing but gives other the impression that you're so gentle when we all KNOW that you're dying to curse his/her mother into the grave? That's just insane man.

Ok, so this blog is definitely not for young kids. It will definitely contain ALL the vulgarities that I will come across and facilitate daily.

Here goes.

  • Fucktard - for people who are fucking retards.
  • Asshole - Yes, you look exactly like it.
  • Bastard - Uncommonly used, only when needed to sound british.
  • Prick - See bastard.
  • Dickhead - The literal meaning that you look like a dickhead. See asshole too.
  • Fuck - Replaces 'Oh shit'.
  • Fuckshit - See Fucktard, change tard to shit.
  • Cunt - See Asshole.
  • Pussy - Nice way of calling you gay.
  • Diu - See fuck.
  • Kanilaobu - Go fuck ______.
  • Kanineh - Go fuck _______.
  • Tosser - See fucktard.
  • Tool - Dumb ass.
  • Chaocibai - Oh no, so sad.
  • Lanjiao! - No WAY!
  • Lanpah! - Yeah right!
  • Pukimak - See Chaocibai.
  • Pok kai - Please die.
  • Hamkacharn - Please die, along with your family.
  • Diuniasing - See Diu.
  • Kanasai - Bullshit!

Looking through the list, I think there isnt much profanities that I use daily! But then again, there are so many more words that I use that aren't profanities to call someone a dickhead!

Ah, I'm amazing.

I'm rude, but amazing :)

Hee :)

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