G spot and achieving an orgasm (the normal way)

Ok, I am so bored that I am about to embark on a blog that will practically embarrass everyone who read this.

Today, I will write on the female G spot and achieving an orgasm.

As much as I want to believe that all women are able to squirt like porn stars to impress our men, it is virtually impossible to try ejaculating like a water hose. It is just insane.
Therefore I have ruled out the possibility of normal women like us (pornstars will be referred to as superheroes from now onwards) to be able to squirt like a litre of cumjuice.

Ok. So I'm no prude. Basically 3/4s of you who read these aren't, so don't judge!

Ok.

First of first, does any one know what an orgasm is?

I have a friend who once told me, that he gave cunninglingus (aka oral sex) to his ex who didn't know what an orgasm was. So that poor dude had to lick and lick till his tongue nearly came off, and she still had no intense feeling. So it's either that he was really bad at licking, or either that she doesnt know shit about anything. But since he's my friend, I'm giving him the benefit of doubt.

Ok, so an orgasm is an overwhelming feeling that makes you scream out and your whole body will shiver and tremble with delight. Now you guys will understand how bad I am explaining things. But bear with me.

Anyway, a woman's G spot is, I quote,

"The G-spot is located about 1.5 to 3 inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. When aroused it's about the size of a walnut, usually a bit longer than it is wide. The position of the G-spot makes it impossible for most women to get a finger to it, but a partner should be able to feel it by inserting one or two fingers into the vagina after she is aroused.

The palm of the hand should be up if the woman is on her back, and down if she is on her front; initially finding the spot may be easier if the woman lies on her front. The partner should be able to feel the G-spot with their fingers as a small lump in the vaginal wall. The G-Spot will feel somewhat bumpy and not as smooth as other areas of the vaginal wall."

So technically, the lady has to lie on her back while the guy jams up 1 or 2 of his fingers upwards and start tickling the shit out of it. Then lick while doing it.

That should do the trick. But remember to tickle with care. Do not by any means go too rough and injure the tender vaginal tissues which might lead to infections from the nails of the man (or woman if you're a lesbian).

Guys (or girls) remember to take note of your partners breathing because as the breathing quickens, do not change the way you do your thang (applies to both guys and ladies). Because if you do so, you'll interrupt the flow of the orgasm and you might lose it in the midst of trying to impress the girl with your many colourful moves. Then you can forget about sex totally if you, unfortunately, make the lady lose her orgasm. You have been warned.

After years of experience, both second and first hand, there is no way anyone can squirt at the speed of 200km/hr. That is just pure bollocks. You might dribble slightly, but not gush.

So guys, sorry to burst your bubble that (normal) girls squirt (if you're into that).

So hey, go forth and have fun.

Nothing beats a good orgasm!
(Maybe except fried chicken!)

Heee :)

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