I am that girl!

OK FINE.

I have neglected this blog for 2 months now. FINE. Fuck this shit I am guilty. I just can't be arsed to be blogging about my fantastically boring and depressing life. No point bumming the whole world out kan?

Was just chatting with Cynthia and she suggested that I follow the trend of blogging I AM THAT GIRL.

If you're going to squeeze sad updates from me daily, that's just too unfortunate. I have found a minion for me to pour out my problems too. And he's suffering from the backlashes of it and still in recovery. Poor Puddy.

Anyway. Here goes.

I am that girl who can sleep for 15 hours straight.

I am that girl who doesn't know shit about politics.

I am that girl who overly hard sells herself and by the time people find out the truth about her, it'd be too late.

I am that girl who is easily jealous and loves silently competing with others who are within my level.

I am that girl who has the temper of Hades.

I am that girl who hates capsicum and cauliflower and parsely.

I am that girl who's waistline is bigger than her arse.

I am that girl who wishes you'd go after her when she runs away (even though it's her fault and she's just being unreasonable!).

I am that girl who loves seeing people enjoy her cooked food.

I am that girl who is afraid to venture too far.

I am that girl who's left side portion is prettier than her right side.

I am that girl who cries silently when she sees dead animals on roadsides.

I am that girl who's heart breaks seeing abandoned parents in homes.

I am that girl who's so fantastic at camwhoring, people who see the real me goes WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS? LOL

I am that girl who has never owned any genuine branded goods.

I am that girl who loves listening to sad soppy love songs and immerses herself deep within it.

I am that girl who will hold on till the end, no matter what.

I am that girl you can count on to pull you up when you've fallen down.

I am that girl you can trust with your secrets, because I have a memory of a goldfish.

I am that girl who loves driving manual cars.

I am that girl who hates law, but stupidly took a law degree.

I am that girl who hates the feeling of helplessness.

I am that girl who loves being pampered, but hates insincerity.

I am that girl who loves glitter, and will probably overload on it.

I am that girl who never told anyone the truth for fear of being judged.

I am that girl who knows how hard it is to just smile on certain days.

I am that girl who hates being idle, something just has to be done.

I am that girl who is allergic to bullshit.

I am that girl who is actually a big softie.

I am that girl who has a fetish for light spanking. LOL.

I am that girl who is able to forget the painful pasts, and even block it out.

Most of all, I am that girl who is just trying to remain 24, while hoping to achieve a high flying job by just sitting on her flat arse and walking around in crazy heels without getting blisters, bunions and callouses.