Grave Sweeping

Dearest people who read my blog,

Hello from Penang! I'm currently back at my hometown to "sweep graves".

For those who aren't familiar with that term, it means that I am cleaning graves of ancestors and praying to them for thanks, requests, yada yada yada.

I was previously in Klang doing the same thing. I haven slept more than 10 hours in 2 nights.

I party wayyyyyyy too much every night I am in KL. And tonight in Penang, I will party some more! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is why I grow old so quickly. Too much booze, late nights, ciggy and things that I should have never done.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

So I was at Fran's place yesterday. It was like Christmas all over again. She showers me with the bestest things on earth. Laniege, Chanel and Mac. And oh, Loccitane. WOOOOOOOOO. Thank you Fran. Seeing as how I've beeen effected by the economy crunch (that's a lie, I just decided to take a sabbathical), she has decided to be Miss Santy Claws and give me my presents earlier! HEHEHEHE. Love you babe, you're amazing. Slightly nuerotic, but amazing.

Met up with Waiho, Fran's latest squeeze, nice chap. But I'll be watching you. Hah.

Went to Coco Banana and Helo Bali, past 2 nights. The first night I only slept for 2 hrs before I was up and running ! It's insane. I'm feeling the hitbacks now.

Oh and I thought this was a spanking picture of us last night.

Not bad lah, my breasts look fantastic. 

Hehe, that is all.

Have fun people. Life is short. Stop fighting over things that don't matter.

Big hugs x x x x x x  

puiseeeeeeeeeee

Dearest Fran,

Maybe I have been too brutally honest ? Maybe some people are much more sensitive than me?

Perhaps I have overlooked that not everyone is as seasoned at heart as I am.

I have learnt today that anger makes you say the darndest things. Sometimes those things can never be taken back. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words kill.

So for everyone who was at the scene of crime today, watch your words. Because they may be your last.

Control your anger. That is something I have painfully tried to do all these while. I have partially succeeded today.

Don't worry Fran, I am sure she wasn't referring to you! What about me lah, I am a fat rich bored bitch!!! :( Even worse kan?

WHAT TO DO! this is life! We must take it with a pinch of salt and grow up. Because along the way, you're bound to get hurt!

Love you lots, can't wait to see you!!!

HUGS

X X XX X X

Dress Galoure!

And so I've promised you guys that I'll show you my dress buys in Melbourne, here they are.

Now drool :D































Needless to say, I HAVE spent a bomb on these dresses. I really need some intervention! But they are SO PRETTY omg.

These are excluding the number of earrings I bought too!!!

Melbourne really is a place for good shopping, I kid you not!

x

Home!

Gosh, I am finally home after a week long vacation in Melbourne.

The city is GREAT.

SHOPPING is GREAT! MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT i BOUGHT!

but first, I got to rest.

I need sleep.

I'm so glad to be home.

Nothing beats home.

:)

YAY!

wooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo.

YEAH I KNEW IT!

I AM SMARTUS MAXIMUS! WOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Ok lah. Enough woo-ing.

I'm up in kl on 27,28 and perhaps i will stay till early april.

this is starting to sound like a personal space for me to send messages to you!

WOOOOOO!

i miss you!

x x x x x

And yes,

I'm off to Melbourne tomorrow.

I'm really excited.

You can sense it, right???

x

Siaw Wan!!!

i have a question.

So Kill Me - SIAW WAN?

IS THAT YOU?

I swear that looks like cookie man.

But is that you?

Yeah you love to complain.

You write like you.

You take the KTM to work.

You studied at Leeds.

SIAWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?

Yeah, your place is very likely to run out of water.

If thats you, thank you for helping me find the Bar Council address and telephone number :D

If it isn't you, pai seh, salah orang.

And if it's you, I'm going to MELBOURNE!!! NANY NANY BOOBOOOOOOOOOO :D

And if it's not you, I'm still going to MELBOURNE!!! NANY NANY BOOBOOOOOOOOOO :D


Haiya, I miss you.

Come visit soon.






and don't be a shy follower larrrrrrrrrr :)

Good Day

Why is today a good day, you may ask?

It is because:

a) I have completed my chambering.

Yes, I have finally and gruelingly completed my 9 month chambering (thank God) and also in one piece. I have not lost an arm or leg in this, but merely my insanity. I have not been sleeping well these past few months. Perhaps I will finally sleep soundly tonight.

Not that I hated chambering - which I did.

But the mere fact that I don't have to work anymore - for the next month or so, so I can relax and bum around. I hate work. Especially when I am under people's mercy for my future. Fucking hate it. Becoming a lawyer is totally not my cup of tea. Yes I am good in English. Yes I am good at arguing. Yes I am good at criticising people. But do I enjoy it? Perhaps to an extent, but doing it for the rest of my life? Neh. I have simpler things to ponder about.

But yes, after all my years of studying, and praying to God for just a mere pass, I have finally made it. Yes. Thank you Lord.

b) I got paid.

Yes, my allowance for half a month. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thank you L&H. I don't have to eat dustbunnies in Melbourne.

c) Bro's ROM today.

Yes, he is finally legally bound by law to be good. Oh well. Every dog has its day. So my brother can finally wake up and smell the responsibility! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And oh, I got 2 big red packets at the tea ceremony!

d) Headhunted.

Yes, I have been offered 2 job interviews today. It will be held sometime next week. Will be glad to start REAL work soon and finally get a REAL SENSIBLE pay.

Thank you Lord, once again.

e) Melbourne next week.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MELBOURNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry honey, I won't forget about you and run off with someone else :)

f) I got my ears pierced - again.

Yeah, this would be my fourth pierce on the ears. Had my ears totally pierced in my uni days, now I've removed it.

And now, I have the case of itchy-butt syndrome, I decided to get it pierced again today while mama was choosing some gold jewlry before our hair appointment.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

So yeah, a good day.

Life is picking up finally :)

This is starting to be a good year.

Yay!!!!!!

Future Lover of Mine

So this is what happened today:

FRANCESSCA says: u havent tell me FRANCESSCA says: what is that rahsia pancutkan isteri
Joanna says: i haven go see
FRANCESSCA says: aiyo
Joanna says: haha
FRANCESSCA says: but interesting adverts
Joanna says: hahaha Joanna says: how r u
FRANCESSCA says: i m ok why?
Joanna says: jus ask Joanna says: casual talk Joanna says: haha
FRANCESSCA says: suddenly ask me how am i ne? FRANCESSCA says: cibai
Joanna says: heeeeeeeee
FRANCESSCA says: we both got nothing casual to talk about
Joanna says: that is true
FRANCESSCA says: tell me about FRANCESSCA says: ur future lover FRANCESSCA says: how he look like?
Joanna says: wtf?! Joanna says: tall and fat
FRANCESSCA says: tall and fat FRANCESSCA says: somemore?
Joanna says: hahahahaha Joanna says: i dono Joanna says: -_- Joanna says: i have no expectations of guys
FRANCESSCA says: ok FRANCESSCA says: u want tattoos on him or not?
Joanna says: u sure james is the one Joanna says: yeah Joanna says: i love tattoos
FRANCESSCA says: james is mr. right (now)
Joanna says: ahhhhhhhhh Joanna says: better than nothing
FRANCESSCA says: ok continue FRANCESSCA says: u want him to hanve how many fingers?
Joanna says: ...................... Joanna says: cibai Joanna says: 10 Joanna says: and 10 toes thank u
FRANCESSCA says: 10 on 1 hand
Joanna says: cibai
FRANCESSCA says: or 6 on the left
Joanna says: 5 Joanna says: 5 Joanna says: 5 Joanna says: 5
FRANCESSCA says: 4 on the rite?
Joanna says: see Joanna says: spread out evenly
FRANCESSCA says: okok
Joanna says: yeahhhhhhhh
FRANCESSCA says: face how?
Joanna says: nabeh Joanna says: face arh Joanna says: must be round Joanna says: and always smiling Joanna says: don want thin lips
FRANCESSCA says: ok FRANCESSCA says: eyes?
Joanna says: round eyes
FRANCESSCA says: big?
Joanna says: yeah
FRANCESSCA says: why cannot send to u de? FRANCESSCA says: i email u la
Joanna says: ...........nabeh. Joanna says: wad the hell u doing
FRANCESSCA says: i already found that person FRANCESSCA says: wait FRANCESSCA says: i send to ur gmail
Joanna says: kanasai Joanna says: got meh?
FRANCESSCA says: sending now FRANCESSCA says: ok u check
Joanna says: ok Joanna says: KANASAIIIIIIIIIIIIII Joanna says: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Joanna says: WAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA Joanna says: NABEHHHHHHHH
FRANCESSCA says: u happy or no t??
Joanna says: laugh until eyes pop out

Yes.

So this is the gist of what happened today.

Look who my future lover would be?

WTF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

The impersonation is somewhat easy to spot in a future lover of mine :D

Thanks babe, you really made my day!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x x x x xx

Marley & Rose & Me

Ok, so the weekend I spent it watching with my male friends
(kudos for me getting guys to watch shows which didn't involve guns, naked ladies, or blood)

Anyways,
ITS A HELL OF A MOVIE.

I tell you. It's amazing. (of course the cute dog played a huge part in it)
But it's just so realistic, it really portrays the life of a dog and family.

It shows the life of a dog from the moment its bought till the moment it dies.

My goodness I cried my eyes out at the end of the show, when Marley died of old age and euthanism.

Of course, the boys cried their eyes out too (kudos again to me too for making men cry without all the guilt trip or pinching or ball kicking).

It was truly an amazing show.

EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH IT.

Now, I am just freaked out that Rose will die :(

I think everyone will be so badly affected. But it's inevitable. Everything has to die eventually.

Oh well.

Still, go watch this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X

MC

FUCK.

Because of the freaking weather and the season of flu cold cough and hay fever, I am the fortunate few who has been selected by the Oh-Great-One to be sick.

So I got half of today off and tomorrow too.

Woo.

Got to rest now.

Have to attend a wedding dinner tonight that I cannot miss.

Fark.

Snakes on the Plane

Dude, this totally made me laugh out loud, despite my snotty nose (oh yeah going thru flu like symptoms) and my man-like voice.

Samuel L. Jackson totally rocks Snakes on the Plane.

It really rocked my socks off.

X

Law Students

This brings me back to memory Lane.

In our really cosy lecture theater down College Street, NCL.

Sigh, miss the good ol' times where we actually laugh at the last speaker then trying to hide ourselves so the lecturer doesn't spot us to make us answer questions.

And most of the time we were on our mobiles going online and doing all the jackshit.

And only 10% of us actually paid attention.
Those were the ones that scored As,
and never got laid.

:D

X

Video Games vs Infidelity

You know icanhascheezburgers is the BEST SITE I have ever been on.

Really.

It is like my morning coffee, except I don't drink coffee, so you get the metaphor.

It makes me laugh like crazy.

And it's ALSO TRUE!

That chart above is proven.

The geekier/nerdier your bf is,
the less likely he'll cheat on you.

REALLY.

It's 100% proven.

X

All you need is love

And they were right.

All you really need is love.

And USD$5,000,000.00 stashed up somewhere.

:D

X

I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING TODAY.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

I HATE THE WORLD.

FUCKING HELL EVERYTHING JUST DOWN RIGHT PISSES ME OFF.

FUCK RIGHT OFF. I'M SOOOOO PISSED OFF AT EVERYTHING.

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ArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.